high level anus

functional programmers: true high-level languages are the ones in which you don't need to think about the irrelevant, it's just you and the algorithm!
also functional programmers: haha this pleb wrote an explicitly recursive traversal function instead of automatically deriving it by utilizing an anusomorphism over coLGBT-coalgebraic comonads and an epsilon turbofunctor xD

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Lithp is older than C. ML is slightly younger than it but it was created independently, not as a critique. your're are confusing functional programming (which can be good) with functional programmers (who are anuses)