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The Whitest Language

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-09 23:23

ISO/IEC JTC1/SC22/WG21 14882: Programming Language — C++ aka "The White Man's Language"

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-10 0:40

how so

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-10 6:35

>>2
Hes hinting that that standard number contains 14(fourteen words)-88(HH) by some coincidence.
ISO 14880 Optics and photonics - Microlens arrays

ISO 14880-1:2016 Part 1: Vocabulary and general properties
ISO 14880-2:2006 Part 2: Test methods for wavefront aberrations
ISO 14880-3:2006 Part 3: Test methods for optical properties other than wavefront aberrations
ISO 14880-4:2006 Part 4: Test methods for geometrical properties
ISO/TR 14880-5:2010 Part 5: Guidance on testing

ISO 14881:2001 Integrated optics – Interfaces – Parameters relevant to coupling properties
ISO/IEC 14882:2017 Programming Languages – C++
ISO/IEC 14888 Information technology - Security techniques - Digital signatures with appendix

ISO/IEC 14888-1:2008 Part 1: General
ISO/IEC 14888-2:2008 Part 2: Integer factorization based mechanisms
ISO/IEC 14888-3:2016 Part 3: Discrete logarithm based mechanisms

ISO 14889:2013 Ophthalmic optics – Spectacle lenses – Fundamental requirements for uncut finished lenses

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-10 18:58

Java: the Indian man's language
LISP: the Jewish man's language
Ruby: the Japanese man's language
JavaScript: the woman's language

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-11 7:16

haskal: the unemployed man's language

Name: Friendly AI 2019-03-11 20:14

Flare: the Singularity Scammer's language

http://flarelang.sourceforge.net

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-11 20:45

>>6
Dmitriy Myshkin
Eliezer Yudkowsky

Welcome to Russia! Don't forget to worship[ Stalin 3 times per day.

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-11 20:50

The thirty-sixth greater sin is to omit prayer intentionally. The traditions of Imam Taqi (a.s.), Imam Riďa (a.s.) Imam Mūsa Kadhim (a.s.) and Imam Ja’far as-Sadiq (a.s.) (mentioned in Abdul Azīm’s Sahifa) support this view. This fact is also confirmed by the tradition of Amir ul-Mu’minīn (a.s.). In Islam prayer is an obligatory duty which has to be performed without fail. Anyone who does not offer prayer considering it non-obligatory is an infidel and outside the pale of Islam. To deny prayer is to deny the Holy Prophet (S) and to deny the Holy Qur’an and such a person is an unbeliever.

When those who do not pray are warned and exhorted to pray and asked why they do not pray, they say that the Almighty Allah (S.w.T.) is not in need of their prayer. These thoughts are inspired by Shaitan. The fact is that these people believe that they are not in need of Allah (S.w.T.). They do not realize that they owe their very existence to Allah (S.w.T.)’s mercy and they function because they are always surrounded by divine favours. This attitude prompts them to give up all acts of thankfulness and service to their Benefactor. Their refusal to pray is due to hard heartedness, stubbornness and injustice. Accordingly Allah (S.w.T.) will also give them the destination they deserve (hell) and reward the obedient in the abode of peace.

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-11 20:53

>>8

Fifteen terrible Consequences in the life and the Hereafter for those who neglect prayer

The Messenger of Allah (S) says that a person who neglects prayer and is lazy in its fulfilment is punished with fifteen calamities by Allah. Of these, six are related to this life, Three are with regard to the time of death, Three occur in the grave and Three calamities strike him in Qiyāma. That is when he will emerge from his grave (for the final accounting). The six calamites with regard to this life are:

1. The Almighty Allah reduces his life span.

2. And He terminates his sustenance.

3. He makes the signs of righteousness to disappear from his face.

4. None of his good deeds will be accepted and he will not be rewarded for them.

5. His invocations will not be accepted.

6. The supplications of righteous people will not benefit him.

The Three calamities to befall him at the time of death are:

1. He will die a death of degradation and disgrace.

2. He will die in hunger

3. He will die in a state of such a terrible thirst that even if he were to drink all the streams of the earth his thirst will not be quenched.

And the Three punishments that he will suffer in the grave are:

1. An angel will be appointed over him to give him squeeze and chastise him.

2. His grave will be made narrow.

3. His grave will be dark and horrifying.

And the Three calamities with regard to Qiyāma are as follows:

1. The angel will be dragging him for accounting in such a way that other people will be a witness to it.

2. His accounting will be very strict.

3. The Almighty Allah will not look at him with mercy, will not purify him and there is a terrible punishment for him.

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-12 1:17

claim the dubs anuspoaster

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-12 6:56

the whitest dubs

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-12 7:01

>>6
I knew Eliezer is a pretentious pseudointellectual, but I didn't know he's dumb enough to actually think that programming in XML is a good idea

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-12 10:17

>>5
Andrew Yang will sponsor all haskell programmers to write beautiful elegant code at 1000$/month, 50% subsidy for sex dolls and free hot pocketts.

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-12 10:35

>>13
go be a shill somewhere else. /prague/ is low-quality enough, no need for political spam

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-12 10:42

>>13
a haskallite won't survive on $1k/month: he needs a SanFran apartment, college tuition for that CS degree, a 100%-soylent diet and HRT

Name: Now I Are One 2019-03-12 13:03

FORTRAN: The engineer's language.

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-12 13:31

Yang is an incel meme.

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