(unironically) rewrite everything in Java

the entire computer security industry would go bankrupt overnight.

C-niggers think they are so clever for messing with memory pointers in 2019 when that kind of drudgery has been completely automated for decades. it's like thinking you're manly for building a skyscraper by moving bricks with your bare hands instead of using a crane.

Pro-Java trolling aside, it does blow my mind when reading security bulletins about yet another buffer overflow in

$current_year

. Most of the industry still thinks that C is the only suitable language for systems programming, and if you ship insecure code it's just because your programmers aren't good enough.

But if seasoned C hackers are producing bug-ridden code time after time, maybe it's the tools that are not good enough.