(unironically) rewrite everything in Java

the entire computer security industry would go bankrupt overnight.

C-niggers think they are so clever for messing with memory pointers in 2019 when that kind of drudgery has been completely automated for decades. it's like thinking you're manly for building a skyscraper by moving bricks with your bare hands instead of using a crane.

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Security isn't crucial.

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Swift probably won't even replace obj-c.
The guzzling soy part is true, but there are many highly skilled c++ devs who are into rust.

Everything is fine with the world.
If new languages were better businesses would use them to gain advantage.
Who knows, maybe some are?