(unironically) rewrite everything in Java

the entire computer security industry would go bankrupt overnight.

C-niggers think they are so clever for messing with memory pointers in 2019 when that kind of drudgery has been completely automated for decades. it's like thinking you're manly for building a skyscraper by moving bricks with your bare hands instead of using a crane.

Java is too slow. Imagine waiting 370ms instead pf 355ms for a http request.