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The V Programming Language

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-23 11:44

The best language made this decade.

Hilarious how devs get envious and vicious because some kid managed to make an
appealing language and get people excited. So much for the tolerant open source
community.

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-24 7:02

what's so great about it?

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-24 9:47

idea,vision,presentation

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-24 12:33

>>3
elaborate, anus

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-24 13:35

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-24 14:20

>>5
I'm confused. this proves that V is shite

Name: Sunaryo 2019-06-24 14:22

rJaarea. Com

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-24 14:57

Haskalars btfo
struct Option {
data voidptr
error string
ok bool
}

Also what the fuck, the thing had 4000 stars yesterday and is at 5000 today. How are so many people this gullible?

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-24 20:47

any new lang that doesn't compile to either LLVM or JVM or WASM bytecode is dead in the water

just lol @ x86

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-24 23:58

It's shit.

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-25 1:43

>>10
Just because some woman had trouble running it on a second-rate OS, doesn't mean the project as a whole is shit. So the author has an overly optimistic release schedule. So he didn't spec out some of the more difficult features too well. So what? Nobody's forcing you to use it.

I will grant you that leaving a shell call in the
download_file
implementation is pretty bad, though.

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-25 5:12

>>8
good marketing trumps programming skills.

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-25 5:38

>>11
I hate trannies as much as the next person but Linux isn't a second-rate OS

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-26 21:23

tolerant open source community
Did anyone ever actually believe this was a thing?

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-27 3:23

>>14
I don't know.

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-04 11:32

It's nearly at 10.000 stars now. Github was a mistake.

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-05 12:16

I made Symta language, but it attracted zero attention, not even comments/critique. I used Symta as a portfolio to apply to various companies, but that also got me no response. So my guess is that this V language is just a marketing trick, backed by some corporation.

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-05 12:18

>>17
Anyway, making your own programming language doesn't even guarantee you ever get hired for any kind of a job.

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-05 13:04

>>17,18
make your're are game

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-05 13:58

>>17
It is because you are Russian.

Name: Russian AI Mind 2019-07-06 7:00

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-06 10:24

>>17
I tried searching for "symta programming language" but I didn't find anything.
Could you point me to you're are web sight ?

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-06 13:22

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-06 14:43

>>23
Has git hub unbanned you?

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-06 16:44

>>23
It's behind a login? I'll try another programming language, sorry.

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-06 22:39

>>21
>400 global variables
>5000 lines of incomprehensible javascript
>then this

/^^^^^^^^^^^\RuVerbGen Creates Russian Verb-Form/^^^^^^^^^^^\
/ EYE \ _________________ / EAR \
| |CONCEPTS / Volition \ | ___________ |
| _______ | | | | \_________________/ | / MindBoot \ |
| / old \ | | | | _|___ _|____ || memory vault||
| / image \!!!|!!!|!|!| / \ / \ || ||
| \ recog /---|---|-|-+ (EnThink) (RuThink ) || "СТУДЕНТЫ" ||
| \_______/ | |С| | \_____/ \______/ || "ЧИТАЮТ" ||
| | |Т| | _____|______ || "КНИГИ" ||
| | Ч|У| | _____ (RuIndicative)| \___________/ |
| | И|Д|К|| Ru- \ \__________/ | |
| visual | Т|E|Н|| Noun-\ / ___|____ | |
| | А|Н|И|| Phrase\/ / RuVerb-\ | Я |
| memory | Ю|Т|Г||_______/ / Phrase \ | ЧИТАЮ |
| | Т|Ы|И| \__________/ | КНИГИ |
| channel | | | | _________|_____ | |
| | | | | / RuVerbGen \ | ТЫ |
| | | | | ( ЧИТАЕШЬ ) | ЧИТАЕШЬ |
| _______ | | | | \_______________/ | КНИГИ |
| /new \ | | | | ___|_____ ___|_____ | |
| / percept \ | |_|_||AudBuffer| |OutBuffer|| |
| \ engram /---|---(Psy)|ЧИТАЮ | | ЧИТАЮ|| |
| \_______/ | \_/ |_________| |_________|| |

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-08 13:04

>>26
ASCII diagram programming is the most organic and error-proof way. Admit your role and enable artist-mode.

Name: Artist-Mode 2019-07-09 20:22

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-09 20:59

>>24
No. Accessing mt repositories still requires a login. Thank Microsoft for censoring my programming language.

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