/prog/ - Tesla cars can suddenly accelerate on their own

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-18 6:32

Now that is programming!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7899799/Tesla-investigation-claims-three-models-suddenly-accelerate-own.html
Tesla is under investigation after 127 complaints were sent to the National Highway Safety Administration (NHTSA) claiming certain models experienced 'sudden unintended acceleration'.

The vehicles in question include the Tesla Model 3, Model S and Model X that were made and sold from 2013 through to 2019 -amounting to nearly 500,000 cars.

The flaw is said to have caused 110 crashes and 52 injuries, with many drivers stating the incident occurred when they attempted to park in a garage or at a curb.

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-18 6:35

Tesla autopilot is written in handcrafted assembly! No Lisp or other bloated shit
https://www.switchup.org/blog/to-get-a-job-at-tesla-consider-learning-c-or-c
>Most of the Software in Tesla cars is C or C++," said Mehdi Amini, Engineering Manager at Tesla. "Anne is working on a critical piece of software that collects information when a process fails, that requires a solid understanding of low-level programming

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-18 13:15

The flaw is said to have caused 110 crashes and 52 injuries
Anne
solid understanding of low-level programming
critical piece of software
handcrafted assembly

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-18 15:16

Im gay

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-18 22:59

implying the dailyfail is true

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-19 0:54

>>5
Hello. You used a quote but I cannot tell where the text you are quoting is from. Who and what are you quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-19 7:10

Dependent types would have prevented this.

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-19 7:37

>>7
No shit, Sherlock.

Also, although one can't use garbage collection in car software, which must be realtime, there are several good languages without garbage collection, but with automated memory management.

But using C/C++'s 70ies technology in a billion dollar futuristic car project is beyond any insanity and the proof nuclear war is possible, and will likely be the end of humanity.

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-19 11:37

>>8
There are no good deterministic languages with automated memory management. Your claim is without source.

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-20 8:20

>>8
Answer me, coward. You can't just go to my text board of choice and spout nonsense unopposed. Who are you and what's your goal? Are you a foreign psyop seeking confusion or are you a gem wishing for division to create opportunity for your kin?

Admit you'are role.

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-20 8:30

>>10

Answer me, coward. You can't just go to my text board of choice and spout nonsense unopposed

challenge accepted. dubs make it true

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-20 16:06

dubs-adjacent

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-20 16:14

>>12
Html is NOT programming.

Name: Proud Not-C 2020-01-21 17:31

>>1-13
C is the nigger. Lynch the nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-21 20:09

They could have caught this bug at compile time with Rust.

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-22 10:01

>>15
But only if its not in unsafe block and no bugs from Rust compiler(which has like hundreds of unfixed bugs).

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-22 12:13

>>8
Real time java.

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-22 13:42

>>17
Neat. Is that fast enough though? I can imagine that teslas need a shitton of calculations.

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-22 13:45

>>17
Garbage collected language can never be realtime, unless whole heap can be collected in a few milliseconds.

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-22 16:39

>>19
Sad. Real time java seems to be dead as well, the first few links on google are 10+ years old.

Looks like >>8-kun is full of shit and real time automated memory management is a pipe dream.

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-22 19:12

Is Tesla open source? That would have prevented it. People underestimate the bug-killing power of thousands of autists.

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-22 20:40

>>21
You underestimate the value of the tesla firmware. If it's open sores the everyone will copy it and tesla will loose influence. Also I'm pretty sure there's a lot of security by obscurity going on.

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-22 21:11

loose my anus

Tesla cars can suddenly accelerate on their own

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