Interviewing

If one more company rejects me because I don’t have GitLab/-Hub/-Gud/-Etc, i will shit on their floor. I will literally go to the bathroom and shit in their sink.

Do a small, fun, graphical project, show it off on your personal website and have the code on your github. Visualise math, make a small game. Snake or another of these old games are fun and small projects. Have a neat screenshot on your sight and write a paragraph about it.

This is a tremendous filter. An expert programmer sees your code and the execution of your project and can judge your skill. A HR drone sees something fun and flashy. This filters out most unworthy applicants.

This is not a hard concept. I am assuming you can't actually program or are autistic, both reasons I wouldn't hire you.