Interviewing

If one more company rejects me because I don’t have GitLab/-Hub/-Gud/-Etc, i will shit on their floor. I will literally go to the bathroom and shit in their sink.

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>>1
I once had a github, but they permabanned me because, beside code, I had there a work-in-progress book One Life in Russia, criticizing Russia.

>>3

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I WILL DO BOTH

>>5
Don't forget the pissoir and garbage bin.

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>>1
You should have your own CV & Resume online for your employer to see, that includes link to your personal repository. It just needs to show 1) you know how to program 2) and if you know how to program things in the job description. It doesn't need to hosted in a SNS.

>>8
Having fizzbuzz.cpp and fibo.hs in your repo is not going to impress anyone.

Do a small, fun, graphical project, show it off on your personal website and have the code on your github. Visualise math, make a small game. Snake or another of these old games are fun and small projects. Have a neat screenshot on your sight and write a paragraph about it.

This is a tremendous filter. An expert programmer sees your code and the execution of your project and can judge your skill. A HR drone sees something fun and flashy. This filters out most unworthy applicants.

This is not a hard concept. I am assuming you can't actually program or are autistic, both reasons I wouldn't hire you.

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>>10
I am extremely autistic, but also a good programmer. I just don't program in my spare time because it's for spergs.

I just don't program in my spare time

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>>12
You're retarded, I'm sorry. I don't believe you're a good programmer, neither do the people who looked at your resume apparently. If you're too stupid to invest a single day to make a websight and a small example project to greatly increase pay and opportunities you're too stupid to be a good programmer.

Actually, show us here what you can do OP. You seem unhirable whatsoever.

Go look for a job in finance or military, they'll reject you for having a public profile on any of those sites.

What do you show to prove your experience instead?

>>17
I put on my robe and wizards hat and conjure the spirits of the computer with my spells.

>>17
I write memoized fibonacci calculator in an one-hour interview with a Russian recruiter.