Stop programming toilets please

Is it just me, or do auto flush toilets suck. I’m trying to get my business done but halfway through your shit it just flushed randomly. Then your stuck in that awkward position of continuing your business while everybody else thinks that your hogging a stall. People are getting angry at you even though the auto flush toilet is to blame! Sure they had the right intent of making this toilet flush automatically but at what expense! For the rest of your life your going to remember that scaring moment where you were doing your business after taco Tuesday and the toilet flushes then seconds later everybody in the bathroom is pounding on your stall door to open up thinking your done but you still have a long way to go. That’s why I haven’t used one for the past five years

It is because they are programmed by electricians, not programmeurs.

I worked in worst Korea for a while and they used to have what I called 'cyber-toilets' which could be lower/raised/angled (not unlike a car seat) and could clean your're are anus afterwards. they were pretty cool

ok hank

That same guy who is always sitting on the toilet wasting time on his phone when you go to take a dump.