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If programming languages were horses

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-19 19:28

C - strong old horse
C++ - fat horse
Go - small horse with mental retardation
Haskell - toy wooden horse

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-19 21:06

Scheme - Shadowfax

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2020-02-19 22:18

BASH scripting = Pegasus.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-19 23:20

Forth - a skeleton from a horse

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-19 23:21

JavaScript - a horse made piece of shit

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-20 3:14

Kotlin - bot horse

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-20 3:22

C++ - looks like a horse with wings, 12 legs, turbojet engine installed in back, ornate helmet and GPS terminal at the head, all over horse armor, can't move on anything but asphalt. Requires the path to be lined with feeding stations and weather shelters every 100m.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-20 7:54

if proglangs were horses the anii would ride
if shitpoasts were watches I'd wear one by my side

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-20 8:59

>>8
What does this even mean
anii
* anuxen

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-20 9:03

>>9
didn't fit the rhythm

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-20 9:08

Dubslang - two horses

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-20 12:02

Ruby would be Rainbow Dash :)

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-20 19:38

Python - a horse that's actually a duck.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-20 20:17

Python is a snake dumass

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-20 20:17

SNAKE

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-21 16:16

Lisp - a unicorn

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-21 17:59

Assembler - The origami horse at the end of Blade Runner which reveals that Deckard is a replicant.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-21 18:02

Java - a trojan horse

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-21 23:15

>>17
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack chips on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-flags glitter in the dark near the Logic Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

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