Incel script kiddie/windows peasant vs virgin hipster vs CHAD HACKER

incel "windows peasant / script kiddie":
- Uses windows 10 and visual studio
- only develops shitty proprietary web apps
- thinks cmd is actually a hacker tool
- doesn't know what POSIX is
- only linux distributions he know are ubuntu and kali because "linux = haxx0rs XD"
- probably a wagie cuck
- uses spotify and electron apps without even realising how shitty nodejs is.
- uses chrome, or brave / vivaldi / opera if he's particularly paranoid and wants to "protect his privacy" (lol)
- owned by NSA and corporations on a daily basis
- only shell commands he knows are cd and exit
- retard manchild who plays videogames the whole day when not trying to develop a webapp or a shitty unity game

Virgin "tech hipster":
- Uses an overpriced macbook and a botnet-tier iphone
- far-left supporter, soyboy and male feminist cuck
- codes in atom or visual studio code, thinks web "apps" are actually something innovative
- wastes his time using facebook, twitter and instagram
- model citizen who hangs out at starbucks all day
- thinks any unix-like system is good
- language repretoire limited to very high-level dynamic languages like javascript, python and ruby
- uses shitty proprietary apps like chrome, itunes and discord
- always has to have the latest and most expensive gadget in order to feel like his existence is justified

CHAD ACTUAL HACKER:
- exclusively uses thinkpads and enhanced old laptops running GNU/Linux
- capable of taking over the world with a fucking raspberry pi if he wanted to
- C, shell scripts, make and python is all you need.
- May learn python and three different kinds of assembler if he wants to be chadder
- codes in vim, geany or emacs
- hates facebook, twitter and botnet-tier social network shit. Exclusively uses imageboards, IRC and/or XMPP to hang out with other chad hackers
- mocks society, NSA and corporations on a daily basis
- anarchist, but he doesn't care about political ideologies.
- made three different viruses to piss off the incel windows peasant
- has an ungoogled smartphone and he exclusively installs apps from f-droid
- "use palemoon with uMatrix bro"
- cmus is the only music player he needs
- has enough monero to survive the next banking panic a hundred times over

>>9
It's not especially hard to obtain a shell from someone. You don't actually have to hack anything. People often need help. I lack many things, including skills and brain cells, but shells aren't one of them.