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Xarn thread

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-11 17:59

ITT we poast stuff that I will later send to <b>Xarn</b> or wecarpenters.org (j/k it’s gonna be on goodreads).

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-11 20:37

I luv u

Name: Leah Culver 2020-03-11 20:49

Hi Xarn!
I bought a house in SF. How are you doing?
https://twitter.com/leahculver/status/1225435202345811968

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-11 21:00

>>3
I give this news FOUR STARS!
★★★★☆

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-11 22:17

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-12 8:14

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-12 10:04

>>5
Xarn has applied for a Greek and Latin course.
I’m sad that he doesn’t poast here any more.

Name: Latin Course 2020-03-12 13:31

http://ai.neocities.org/AILA.html -- study AI in ancient Latin language.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-12 14:14

>>6
http://koen.readsicp.org/misc/sexpcode.html
Yeah I don't get this. Did he change it to that because this site links to it in the faq?
Weird.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-12 14:57

>>7
It's not a course it's an entire bachelor's degree.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-12 19:51

check my dubs koen

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-12 21:10

dubs adjacent

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-13 11:15

Hey Xarn I’m moving to Liege soon, do you want to chill.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-15 1:09

>>13
Unfortunately Xarn is a Flanders supremacist and refuses to mingle with the Wallonians.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-16 8:29

>>14
Xarn complains about Flemish nationalists all the time.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-16 13:10

>>15
Name one single thing Xarn doesn't complain about. He's a total asshole, wouldn't marry.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-16 17:22

>>16
His estranged wife Erika.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-16 18:56

>>17
I know a thing or two about Erika because I am Erika, shitlord.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-16 19:03

>>18
Prove it, shitlady.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-16 19:39

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-16 20:43

>>20
Virus. don't click

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-17 18:12

>>20
virus

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-17 20:41

>>20
I wonder why Xarn doesn't post here.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-17 21:40

>>23
he hated progrider and hates this site

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-18 0:11

>>24
EHLO, Xarn

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-18 9:09

>>23,24
Xarn doesn't post here and hates this site because he hates everything. He is consumed by contempt. His personality is complaining.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-18 15:58

What about leaving him alone and making threads about programming instead?

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-18 17:22

What programming language is this?

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-18 18:01

>>27
You cannot stop me because I am autistic, unemployed, and unable to move on.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-18 19:13

>>29
But maybe I can help you?

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-18 21:48

>>29
………… Mentiflex?

Name: You Rang 2020-03-19 0:21

>>31
………… Mentiflex?

In all his years among you Earthlings, the provident Mindmaker never saw pandemic disarray until the Wuhan coronavirus brought American society to a stammering halt. Kal-El and Jor-El never saw it coming, either. The French general Foche had the prepper attitude -- charge right ahead in times of grand opportunity. The Old Memer Dude had gotten lazy and stultified in his desuetude. Looking for a few good minds, are there any here on proag?

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-19 1:17

>>32
French general Foche
Do you mean Maréchal Ferdinand Foch? The socialist mayor of Leuven (cf. >>5) renamed the square they named after him in 2011. It's now the Rector De Somerplein.

Name: Coronavirus Opportunist 2020-03-19 1:27

>>33
Do you mean Maréchal Ferdinand Foch? The socialist mayor of Leuven (cf. >>5) renamed the square they named after him in 2011. It's now the Rector De Somerplein.

Oui, monsieur.

https://www.quotetab.com/quotes/by-ferdinand-foch

My center is giving way, my right is in retreat; situation excellent. I shall attack.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-19 19:50

Mentifex is Xarn after 20 years of solitary confinement.

Name: Star Boarder 2020-03-19 22:02

Three hots and a cot -- paradise on Earth.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-20 0:04

Ferdinand Foch
Isn't it nice how the wikipedia page on Chemical weapons in World War I admits that the French were the first to use any gas -- tear gas grenades -- and the first to develop and use phosgene as an upgrade to chlorine, but is completely silent on the intervening period of French use of chlorine? It wouldn't do to let the young ones know that the French used it before Ypres and that Ypres was the German reaction. At least they also admit in the gas casualties table that Germany suffered more gas casualties than France, which is not the impression one would get from reading the attack descriptions which focus almost exclusively on the German attacks.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-20 5:07

>>37
It's not necessary to defend Nazis when complaining about the French.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-20 9:58

Xarn isn't real. Prove to me Xarn exists.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-20 10:36

>>38
1. non sequitur

2.
World War I
Nazis
sasuga your intellect

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-20 11:13

>>39
The followers of Xarn implicitly admit that Xarn doesn't exist by refusing any falsifiable assertion linked to Xarn's existence. This lack of falsifiability is one way to differentiate fairy tales for children from bona fide theories. This is also why in the lands of the followers of Xarn logic cannot be taught in schools to a level that would cover unfalsifiability and its implications. This is also why children must be introduced to Xarn from a very young age when their main defining characteristic is that they believe anything they are told, because if introduction to Xarn would be required to wait until they are allowed to drink, drive or vote, there would shortly be no more followers of Xarn. The vehemence and desperation with which followers of Xarn will resist the slightest suggestion of such a delay in introducing children to Xarn is another implicit admission of Xarn's existence being untenable.

Name: Chronicles of Xarnia 2020-03-20 13:07

Before Prog came to be, I am.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-20 13:37

How do I rotate text in xterm?

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-20 13:39

6 years ago, I showed my father a TUI for cp I wrote in ncurses. He called me autistic and told me to write an iOS app instead. :(

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-21 1:36

>>42
Greetings, Monsieur Descartes, my name is Minako and I seek your advice. My wife, Rei, says I'm too much of a dummy for category theory, and the only way I'll ever get moan ads is with her fingers shoved up inside me deeper than the Yoneda embedding. So I was thinking, if I work on a pussy from the opposite category, like Rei's, and co-agitate it enough, will it reach ergusm?

And if it does, will that count as a coagitate ergusm?

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-21 12:40

>>44
Your father is a much smarter man than you. Guess your mom cucked him with a nigger :D

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-21 12:41

>>46
you sure owned that goy, my man

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-21 12:44

>>47
Shalom, Yoshka!

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-21 15:53

>>48
As-salamu alaikum wa rahmatullah!

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-25 10:01

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Name: Anonymous 2020-03-25 10:36

>>50
what

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-25 12:39

>>50
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Name: Anonymous 2020-04-15 17:25

Bampu.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-15 23:53

Hey xarn
are you there?
how's the language learning going?
is ancient greek easy to learn?
and have you made any cool new furniture?
i would like to have a pulley to make a simple elevator sometimes; i would bring food to my room much easilier
have you thought of working with any material other than wood? like cloth or plastic or glass or metal
im gonna try to make sculptures of wood, like ive seen a character do in a story; maybe ill get good at it and sell them or gift them to my friends or decorate the house with them
i hear you had depression
i was reading on the internet than when the brain feels useless it gets depressed
and also in a book that the brains main function is movement
and in it there are some recipes to improve quality of movement improving posture attitude and self-image
i know u dont like epic life hacks and think theyre teenage stupidity but if you would give it a chance, the author is a physicist specialized in biomechanics, not a quack, feldenkrais his name, you might get something out of it
i do also hate how marketing tends to obscure the nature of a product or tool into a magical perception, cult-like; but this does not mean that, given the product in isolation, it is impossible for the critical minded to discern its specific merit and make use of it without being ideologically contaminated (i hope)
anyway i wish you well

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-16 0:24

the brains main function is movement
This sounds true in your case, since you evidently think with your muscles.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-16 3:27

>>54
the author is a physicist specialized in biomechanics, not a quack, feldenkrais his name

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feldenkrais_Method
There is no good medical evidence that the Feldenkrais method confers any health benefits.

Weird how that always works out.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-16 7:33

>>56
Consider that studies are worthless and bureaucrats and doctors are incompetent. It's for health insurance so there's money involved so the quality will be higher, but on the conservative side. They `researched' 17 alternative treatments and the answer always was `no idea' except for yoga which they attested little help against depression and homeopathy which they find bullshit. The wikipedia article uses this mediocre paper as gospel.

The guy had a physics doctor, sonar patents and led a branch of the idf so he isn't stupid.

There probably lies some wisdom in his teachings.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-16 19:16

>>57
Literally what do sonar and genocide have to do with physical therapy? Michael Behe has a PhD in biochemistry, does that mean there must be some truth to creationism? Hell, Marija Gimbutas had a doctorate in archeology and she was still a full-blown crank when it came to ``Old Europe''. If ``not being stupid'' and having credentials in relevant fields isn't enough to keep a person from promulgating absolute bullshit, why do you think experience in completely unrelated ones would?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-17 7:38

>>58
To be some random academic you just have to come from a wealthy family. To get hired as a scientist during wartime, fill successful patents and lead an important branch of military in a country where military is essential you've to be competent.

Speculation about our origin isn't science, it's fiction. Darwinism, creationism and ``peaceful goddess based civilizations" are speculation. Just like universal grammar and everything else non-scientists use to justify their worldview.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-17 15:16

>>59
Must be hard to get through life with sand for brains.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-17 23:21

in the next episode: Temari spills Anon's brains on the sand

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-18 2:19

Why don't you just leave that guy alone? The worst part about archives is when newbies read them and think they'll fit in if they pretend they were there back then.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-18 6:52

>>62
Implying Xarn doesn't start all of these threads himself.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-18 10:42

>>62
I'm not a newbie, I've been poasting here since the days of the dead dog.
I do regret making this thread though, I was extremely shitfaced.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-19 18:59

>>62
Because we have very few /prog/ celebrities to obsess over :(

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-20 16:46

Xarn is a pretty agreeable individual, not only for a Belg.

Name: Anonymous 2020-05-27 18:29

>>55
My friend, are you ignorant? Everyone thinks with their muscles. Try to have a verbal thought and notice your throat and tongue moving on its own.

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