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The Virgin Nikita vs the Chad Cudder

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-23 23:27

Virgin Nikita
-can't finish his's game
-is banned everywhere, can only post anonymously in the anus-themed bbs
-tried to be a macfag but Chad Putin stole his fagbook and told him to GTFO of Russia
-hates everything, including his kin and his mother
-seek revenge for failing at life by killing harmless cute animals who did nothing wrong
-Symta doesn't even have garbage collector
-constantly whine about everything, spastic, if you don't agree you're a Putin bot
-man tits
-fired from job because he doesn't know how to comment his code in Russian
-met his gf in a lunatic asylum, had to turn gay to dump her
-traitor to Mother Russia

Chad Cudder
-wrote a full featured browser in less than 200 lines of ASM, 5x faster than Chrome
-rewrote anonymously GNU Coreutils in his spare time
-use proprietary sofware because "everything is open source, I just decompile it and read the hex code"
-wrote a debugger so powerful it cannot even be released or it will expose every single exploitable flaws in every program, thus crashing the whole world
-drive big ass american trucks, doesn't give a shit about his carbon footprint
-has an actual job at Intel, writing virus and spyware for KGB
-dick so huge he can afford pretending to be a woman on the internet
-Putin's personal advisor on cybersecurity, single-handedly allowed Russians to pwn USA, rig their elections and to never be haxxed themselves
-tripfags as if there's no tomorrow, still shitpost anonymously for the lulz

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-27 13:59

-wrote a full featured browser
Never happened.

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