The Virgin Nikita vs the Chad Cudder

Virgin Nikita
-can't finish his's game
-is banned everywhere, can only post anonymously in the anus-themed bbs
-tried to be a macfag but Chad Putin stole his fagbook and told him to GTFO of Russia
-hates everything, including his kin and his mother
-seek revenge for failing at life by killing harmless cute animals who did nothing wrong
-Symta doesn't even have garbage collector
-constantly whine about everything, spastic, if you don't agree you're a Putin bot
-man tits
-fired from job because he doesn't know how to comment his code in Russian
-met his gf in a lunatic asylum, had to turn gay to dump her
-traitor to Mother Russia

Chad Cudder
-wrote a full featured browser in less than 200 lines of ASM, 5x faster than Chrome
-rewrote anonymously GNU Coreutils in his spare time
-use proprietary sofware because "everything is open source, I just decompile it and read the hex code"
-wrote a debugger so powerful it cannot even be released or it will expose every single exploitable flaws in every program, thus crashing the whole world
-drive big ass american trucks, doesn't give a shit about his carbon footprint
-has an actual job at Intel, writing virus and spyware for KGB
-dick so huge he can afford pretending to be a woman on the internet
-Putin's personal advisor on cybersecurity, single-handedly allowed Russians to pwn USA, rig their elections and to never be haxxed themselves
-tripfags as if there's no tomorrow, still shitpost anonymously for the lulz

The chad mdickie
-20 years of solo game development
-has completed dozens of games despite mental retardation and poor tools
-proud follower of Christ
-bought a home while unemployed
-published games dealing with complex social issues such as the penal system
-enjoys a pint now and then

pwn USA, rig their elections

I understand that there are plenty of people who believe anything the TV tells them, and that's fine. What I have not managed to get a good answer to is what do these poeple tell themselves about how the russians would have any means to keep the FBI and the DOJ from seeing the DNC servers. If it was the NSA, they could easily deny the FBI access. But what is the story about how the russians can prevent the FBI from looking at servers that are physically in the possession of US authorities?

CDR MY ANUS!^{CDR MY ANUS!CDR MY ANUS!CDR MY ANUS!CDR MY ANUS!CDR MY ANUS!CDR MY ANUS!CDR MY ANUS!CDR MY ANUS!CDR MY ANUS!CDR MY ANUS!}

excuse me, but cudder is a woman

>>5
Get with the times, gramps. Women are now allowed to drive a car even in Salafi Arabia, cudders are deprecated.

-wrote a full featured browser

Never happened.

>>7
I shitpost here with Cudder's browser. I'm laughing at your inferior browser.