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English Speaker Jobs in Shitkraine

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-11 21:56

If you don't speak Russian, don't have a BSc degree and want a job in Shitkrain, you will have very hard time. For example:
https://www.glassdoor.com/Job/ukraine-english-jobs-SRCH_IL.0,7_IN244_KO8,15.htm
Now we are looking for IT Recruiter to join our Recruitment team. In this role, you will search for qualified candidates to fill open positions within the company.
Perform online search for qualified candidates by using network, LinkedIn, social media, Job Boards, forums and other user groups.
Get proficient fast with internal Data base search system and pipelining.
Reach out to the qualified candidates via email, phone and other means of communication.
Conduct in-depth technical and behavioral interviews with candidates.
Qualify candidates during the interviews and submit to the Sales team for specific role.
Guide and coach candidates through the interview process.
Work closely with sales team on daily basis to gather and send updates to the candidate submitted.
Meet KPI’s set by management.
Keep in touch with the candidate from the initial contact throughout employment on the project and beyond.


3+ years of professional recruiting in the Information Technology industry.
English level - advanced
Comfortable conducting multiple conversations with candidates and clients daily.
Ability to effectively use behavioral-based interviewing techniques.
Knowledgeable of employment law and hiring practices.
Expertise with social media in recruitment strategy.
Proven success in managing and sourcing a high volume of job requirements simultaneously.
Ability to work well independently and complete tasks with minimal supervision.
Excellent written and verbal communication skills.
Must be detail-oriented with strong organizational and documentation skills.
Adaptable quick learner with the ability to pick up company systems and processes quickly.
Bachelor's Degree in a related field is preferred.
Excellent interpersonal and time management skills.
Determined personality.
Must have proficient computer skills including Word, Excel and PowerPoint


Which university gives BSc in HR?

Anyway, Ukraine is a non-country populated by littler Russians. I have wasted so several years in here and still have no job. Mr. Putin, please invade, so I will have an excuse to apply for an asylum in another country.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-11 21:57

And that applies to all vacancies in there. No no-skills required vacancy.
https://www.glassdoor.com/Job/ukraine-english-jobs-SRCH_IL.0,7_IN244_KO8,15.htm
Requirements

High University Degree
1 years working experience on the relevant position
Exceptional written and verbal communication skills
Fluency in MS Office, Powerpoint, Excel, Pivot tables
Good command of English, Advanced level
Good organisational and time management skills
The ability to research, digest, analyse and present material clearly and concisely
The ability to work on your own initiative
Flexibility and adaptability
Must be a problem solver


BTW how the "HIGH university degree" differs from the LOW university degree?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-11 22:06

Any job! Just any.. without this "Excellent academic background" nonsense. There is just no way one can get any academic background in this shithole of a country, not speaking about "excellent", which can be gained only in 1st world countries, where they speak actual human languages, like English, instead of Russian.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-11 22:06

Nikita, that's not how it works. You have to make friends.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-11 22:13

>>4
I don't speak Russian, it just is impossible for me to make friends in Shitkraine. Although I have made many enemies by just calling this shithole "Shitkraine". There are now several neo-Nazi gangs looking to kill me in Kyiv.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-11 22:57

>>6
I'm not your mom, do what you want. You're a grown up boy, it's your life.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-11 23:11

>>6
Okay. Then I will slaughter a little girl for food, when I begin starving.

BTW, what is the best way one can cook human baby meat? Frying or boiling?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-11 23:20

>>7
I knew you were going to say that.
Halo Nikita, this is Anon from the Internet. I don't give a shit if you find it easier to slaughter little girls than to speak your mother tongue. You can't blackmail me, it's not gonna work.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-11 23:23

>>8
I'm not "Nikita". I have changed my name to Nash (see http://lj.rossia.org/users/nashgold/323.html ). So don't call me Nikita. I hate this Russian name.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-12 0:47

>>9
I see. Nikita was like your slave name.
Ok Nash. But how are the Nash fans like me going to call themselves? I propose "Nashi". What do you think?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-12 2:13

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-12 2:24

>>11
ex-Nikita fans, we're the nashi.

Name: HE C MECTA 2020-04-12 4:34

Seen in a spy movie. What does it mean?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-12 11:40

>>9
Didn't you call yourself steve or something in a previous thread?
also what programming language is this thread about?

Name: Osterglocken 2020-04-12 14:32

Daffodils in German are called "Osterglocken" -- Easter Bells -- but what are daffodils called in Russian and in Martian?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-12 15:52

>>14
No. "Steve" would be too simple and wont generate a conflict. Name "Nash" does in exist in the old English language (surname "Gold" exists too), but it is a non Christian name and not used today. I.e. it sounds artificial and made up. That begs a question. And the answer to that question is expected to produce anger, hatred and other negative emotions in Russians.

That is how you change name.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-12 17:02

stop looking for jobs
living off the grid is what you like
(remember your activism? how will you even survive a background check)

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-12 17:28

>>17
I dont have documents at all. So I need an IT job which pays in cash and accepts candidates without an id card. More over such just shouldn't require me to speak Russian or Ukrainian.

In other words I'm asking for what is impossible. There are a few English speaking jobs in Ukraine. They all expect you to be a foreigner with a degree of a good university and a full set of documents.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-12 17:34

>>17
living off the grid

Surviving on human meat?

I.e. I have two choices killing a cat for food and an Ukrainian child. And I like cats.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-12 18:46

You're a clown, Steve.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-12 21:55

>>20
I hope you can resurrect little dead girls, even after their meat what digested and shitted out. You know they called Chikatilo clown.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-12 23:13

>>21
But Steve... You're looking for a job with a rifle in your hand and then you're surprised you don't find one and threaten ME to eat little girls! You're acting like "give me a job Anon or I kill children"
You've got a very weird way of thinking.

Why don't you just marry a girl with a job who'll let you shitpost all days, like the rest of us?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-13 5:47

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-13 14:02

>>22
1. I don't have a rifle. But rifle could be useful to hunt some two legged food.
2. There are just no jobs in Ukraine for people who don't speak Russian and have no BSc degree.
3. I'm homosexual. So I dont care about women. Moreover women apparent hate me for my unmanly behavior. They expect me to be a man, despite I'm not being a man.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-13 19:13

Nikita Sadkov's Crackpipe

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-13 19:40

>>25
His name is Steve Goldstein now.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-13 20:19

>>26
No. It is Nash Gold: http://lj.rossia.org/users/nashgold/323.html

And it is after Richard Goldberg ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Goldberg ), not Goldstein.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-13 21:16

https://www.openpolice.ru/pages/pomosh/kak-vesti-sebya-pri-zaderzhanii-i-oformlenii-administrativnogo-p/#kak
>4. Кроме того, за вами сохраняется право давать показания и объясняться на родном языке, а также бесплатно пользоваться помощью переводчика (ч. 2 ст. 24.4 КоАП РФ).

Since I consider English to be my home language, I have the right to use only English even while being detained in Russia. I.e. Russian cops have no legal means to force me to speak their subhuman Russian. Russian police can and likely will use torture, but I'm ready to die, because life in Russia has no value to anyone.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-13 22:08

>>27
Nash is not a name, Steve.
>>24
Why don't you try to make money with small indie games?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 1:26

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 1:28

>>29
Why don't you try to make money with small indie games?

How do you make money with them?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 1:33

>>31
Take advantage of the dopamine system and microtransactions.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 2:04

>>32
I dont have access to these.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 5:17

Steve Goldstein's Crackpipe

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 9:07

>>33
Neither do I have any small indie games. I have one huge project (around 10 megabytes in C++ mileage), which will unlikely see the light of day.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 12:17

>>33
How do you function without dopamine?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 14:45

>>36
I dont care about it.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 15:42

>>35
I have one huge project (around 10 megabytes in C++ mileage)
This is small by today's standards.
which will unlikely see the light of day.
That's a bit more problematic. Ideally you would program, get paid and have nothing to do with communication. I think you can be trusted as a programmer. As a person I have some doubt. But if you signed your games "Nash Gold" and try to shut up about killing little girls, you could probably make a living of your skills.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 16:29

>>37
Without it you will accomplish nothing though.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 17:14

>>38
you could probably make a living of your skills.
No. You need need this thing, called "bank account", which in effect requires residency permit in the country where you reside. For starters, illegal immigrants cant open bank accounts. Without a legal residency permit, you can as well start killing littler girls outright, because you have little to lose, but murdering citizens will show them that it is not in their interest to mistreat illegal aliens.

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