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English Speaker Jobs in Shitkraine

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-11 21:56

If you don't speak Russian, don't have a BSc degree and want a job in Shitkrain, you will have very hard time. For example:
https://www.glassdoor.com/Job/ukraine-english-jobs-SRCH_IL.0,7_IN244_KO8,15.htm
Now we are looking for IT Recruiter to join our Recruitment team. In this role, you will search for qualified candidates to fill open positions within the company.
Perform online search for qualified candidates by using network, LinkedIn, social media, Job Boards, forums and other user groups.
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Reach out to the qualified candidates via email, phone and other means of communication.
Conduct in-depth technical and behavioral interviews with candidates.
Qualify candidates during the interviews and submit to the Sales team for specific role.
Guide and coach candidates through the interview process.
Work closely with sales team on daily basis to gather and send updates to the candidate submitted.
Meet KPI’s set by management.
Keep in touch with the candidate from the initial contact throughout employment on the project and beyond.


3+ years of professional recruiting in the Information Technology industry.
English level - advanced
Comfortable conducting multiple conversations with candidates and clients daily.
Ability to effectively use behavioral-based interviewing techniques.
Knowledgeable of employment law and hiring practices.
Expertise with social media in recruitment strategy.
Proven success in managing and sourcing a high volume of job requirements simultaneously.
Ability to work well independently and complete tasks with minimal supervision.
Excellent written and verbal communication skills.
Must be detail-oriented with strong organizational and documentation skills.
Adaptable quick learner with the ability to pick up company systems and processes quickly.
Bachelor's Degree in a related field is preferred.
Excellent interpersonal and time management skills.
Determined personality.
Must have proficient computer skills including Word, Excel and PowerPoint


Which university gives BSc in HR?

Anyway, Ukraine is a non-country populated by littler Russians. I have wasted so several years in here and still have no job. Mr. Putin, please invade, so I will have an excuse to apply for an asylum in another country.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-11 21:57

And that applies to all vacancies in there. No no-skills required vacancy.
https://www.glassdoor.com/Job/ukraine-english-jobs-SRCH_IL.0,7_IN244_KO8,15.htm
Requirements

High University Degree
1 years working experience on the relevant position
Exceptional written and verbal communication skills
Fluency in MS Office, Powerpoint, Excel, Pivot tables
Good command of English, Advanced level
Good organisational and time management skills
The ability to research, digest, analyse and present material clearly and concisely
The ability to work on your own initiative
Flexibility and adaptability
Must be a problem solver


BTW how the "HIGH university degree" differs from the LOW university degree?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-11 22:06

Any job! Just any.. without this "Excellent academic background" nonsense. There is just no way one can get any academic background in this shithole of a country, not speaking about "excellent", which can be gained only in 1st world countries, where they speak actual human languages, like English, instead of Russian.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-11 22:06

Nikita, that's not how it works. You have to make friends.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-11 22:13

>>4
I don't speak Russian, it just is impossible for me to make friends in Shitkraine. Although I have made many enemies by just calling this shithole "Shitkraine". There are now several neo-Nazi gangs looking to kill me in Kyiv.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-11 22:57

>>6
I'm not your mom, do what you want. You're a grown up boy, it's your life.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-11 23:11

>>6
Okay. Then I will slaughter a little girl for food, when I begin starving.

BTW, what is the best way one can cook human baby meat? Frying or boiling?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-11 23:20

>>7
I knew you were going to say that.
Halo Nikita, this is Anon from the Internet. I don't give a shit if you find it easier to slaughter little girls than to speak your mother tongue. You can't blackmail me, it's not gonna work.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-11 23:23

>>8
I'm not "Nikita". I have changed my name to Nash (see http://lj.rossia.org/users/nashgold/323.html ). So don't call me Nikita. I hate this Russian name.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-12 0:47

>>9
I see. Nikita was like your slave name.
Ok Nash. But how are the Nash fans like me going to call themselves? I propose "Nashi". What do you think?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-12 2:13

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-12 2:24

>>11
ex-Nikita fans, we're the nashi.

Name: HE C MECTA 2020-04-12 4:34

Seen in a spy movie. What does it mean?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-12 11:40

>>9
Didn't you call yourself steve or something in a previous thread?
also what programming language is this thread about?

Name: Osterglocken 2020-04-12 14:32

Daffodils in German are called "Osterglocken" -- Easter Bells -- but what are daffodils called in Russian and in Martian?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-12 15:52

>>14
No. "Steve" would be too simple and wont generate a conflict. Name "Nash" does in exist in the old English language (surname "Gold" exists too), but it is a non Christian name and not used today. I.e. it sounds artificial and made up. That begs a question. And the answer to that question is expected to produce anger, hatred and other negative emotions in Russians.

That is how you change name.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-12 17:02

stop looking for jobs
living off the grid is what you like
(remember your activism? how will you even survive a background check)

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-12 17:28

>>17
I dont have documents at all. So I need an IT job which pays in cash and accepts candidates without an id card. More over such just shouldn't require me to speak Russian or Ukrainian.

In other words I'm asking for what is impossible. There are a few English speaking jobs in Ukraine. They all expect you to be a foreigner with a degree of a good university and a full set of documents.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-12 17:34

>>17
living off the grid

Surviving on human meat?

I.e. I have two choices killing a cat for food and an Ukrainian child. And I like cats.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-12 18:46

You're a clown, Steve.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-12 21:55

>>20
I hope you can resurrect little dead girls, even after their meat what digested and shitted out. You know they called Chikatilo clown.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-12 23:13

>>21
But Steve... You're looking for a job with a rifle in your hand and then you're surprised you don't find one and threaten ME to eat little girls! You're acting like "give me a job Anon or I kill children"
You've got a very weird way of thinking.

Why don't you just marry a girl with a job who'll let you shitpost all days, like the rest of us?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-13 5:47

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-13 14:02

>>22
1. I don't have a rifle. But rifle could be useful to hunt some two legged food.
2. There are just no jobs in Ukraine for people who don't speak Russian and have no BSc degree.
3. I'm homosexual. So I dont care about women. Moreover women apparent hate me for my unmanly behavior. They expect me to be a man, despite I'm not being a man.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-13 19:13

Nikita Sadkov's Crackpipe

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-13 19:40

>>25
His name is Steve Goldstein now.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-13 20:19

>>26
No. It is Nash Gold: http://lj.rossia.org/users/nashgold/323.html

And it is after Richard Goldberg ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Goldberg ), not Goldstein.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-13 21:16

https://www.openpolice.ru/pages/pomosh/kak-vesti-sebya-pri-zaderzhanii-i-oformlenii-administrativnogo-p/#kak
>4. Кроме того, за вами сохраняется право давать показания и объясняться на родном языке, а также бесплатно пользоваться помощью переводчика (ч. 2 ст. 24.4 КоАП РФ).

Since I consider English to be my home language, I have the right to use only English even while being detained in Russia. I.e. Russian cops have no legal means to force me to speak their subhuman Russian. Russian police can and likely will use torture, but I'm ready to die, because life in Russia has no value to anyone.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-13 22:08

>>27
Nash is not a name, Steve.
>>24
Why don't you try to make money with small indie games?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 1:26

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 1:28

>>29
Why don't you try to make money with small indie games?

How do you make money with them?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 1:33

>>31
Take advantage of the dopamine system and microtransactions.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 2:04

>>32
I dont have access to these.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 5:17

Steve Goldstein's Crackpipe

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 9:07

>>33
Neither do I have any small indie games. I have one huge project (around 10 megabytes in C++ mileage), which will unlikely see the light of day.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 12:17

>>33
How do you function without dopamine?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 14:45

>>36
I dont care about it.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 15:42

>>35
I have one huge project (around 10 megabytes in C++ mileage)
This is small by today's standards.
which will unlikely see the light of day.
That's a bit more problematic. Ideally you would program, get paid and have nothing to do with communication. I think you can be trusted as a programmer. As a person I have some doubt. But if you signed your games "Nash Gold" and try to shut up about killing little girls, you could probably make a living of your skills.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 16:29

>>37
Without it you will accomplish nothing though.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 17:14

>>38
you could probably make a living of your skills.
No. You need need this thing, called "bank account", which in effect requires residency permit in the country where you reside. For starters, illegal immigrants cant open bank accounts. Without a legal residency permit, you can as well start killing littler girls outright, because you have little to lose, but murdering citizens will show them that it is not in their interest to mistreat illegal aliens.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 17:15

>>38
This is small by today's standards.

Guess then I'm a bad programmer. But I use only my own code. I.e. every single byte is written by myself. No GPL shit.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 18:04

>>40
Ok it's not a big deal for a western studio to outsource the work and pay you in bitcoins or whatever. You can manage to sell bitcoins for real money in Ukraine without a bank account, I'm pretty sure.

Can you make a nice website with interesting material and a donate button? Could you write tutorials or teach Lisp for instance?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 18:10

If there's 20 of us who gives you $5/mo that'll cover the food, but you have to give something in exchange. Sure that might not be the career you've been dreaming of, but atm you're an illegal alien in a shithole, start somewhere. Besides, I have a feeling you'll always be a marginal.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-14 23:24

>>42
Ever heard about any serious business paying anonymous freelancers in bitcoin? Me neither. And it is hard on image how BTC transactions will look on your tax report.

Can you make a nice website with interesting material
Currently Symta has no TCP/IP support. I will have to write a web server, and then find a hosting allowing custom ulimit. No idea what people can be interested in. I can probably create a website about Covid19 denial or HIV denial, but there are enough of such sites already. Maybe a site about human baby sacrifices?

Could you write tutorials or teach Lisp for instance?
There are already many good tutorials on Lisp. Starting from SICP.

and a donate button?
I have no mean to accept donations.

>>43
You cant donate me anything, since I dont have a legal bank account. It is that simple. Ukraine is a shithole full of shit people. Poroshenko said they will give asylum to refugees needing it. Still no asylum. Zelensky said the same thing. Still no asylum for me. Common Ukrainians are even worse.

So, yeah, I need a job IRL paying in cash and requiring only English knowledge.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-15 8:44

The Shitkraine
http://lj.rossia.org/users/vrotmnen0gi/3376198.html
>КУРЕНИЕ НА РАБОЧЕМ МЕСТЕ ШТРАФ - 200 ГРН

Ukraine - the land of village sluts, russian language and soviet pigsty interiors. Truly the territory.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-15 15:44

>>44
There's more written about than in lisp. Lispers prefer mindless study to writing software. It makes them feel smart and productive. Maybe it'll work?

You're quite prideful and self destructive. I feel you're making life harder than it has to be. Not speaking the local tongue is rude. Maybe there are decent people in ukraine?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-15 18:06

>>46

Not speaking the local tongue is rude.

In the 21st century people have invented iPhone, robots can do parkour, and there is this widely accepted thing called "American English". Why do we need a language that looks like https://imgur.com/Yv2l7bB and sounds even worse??? Edited on 15/04/2020 18:09.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-15 20:10

>>47
We don't need it, but then we don't live in Ukraine either.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-15 20:13

>>48
Well, you people should start napalming Ukraine, until it converts to a civilized language.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-16 0:03

nikita why are u such an american fanboy
yea lets bomb a country because it doesnt speak american!
fuckin brilliant
is that really what the civilized peoples do?, they bomb other societies because they cannot accept cultural diversity?
and on the same local scope youre arguing for the rights of immigrants, against authoritarianism and what not
you must have one or two screws loose is what im saying, if youre this damn blind to the incongruity of your positions

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-16 4:29

>>44
You cant donate me anything, since I dont have a legal bank account. It is that simple. Ukraine is a shithole full of shit people. Poroshenko said they will give asylum to refugees needing it. Still no asylum. Zelensky said the same thing. Still no asylum for me. Common Ukrainians are even worse.

what word don't you understand in `bitcoin'?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-16 4:30

and stop being pidar, what's a world without girls?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-16 4:34

Nash
you do my programming job
I pay you bitcoin
no bank account
ok?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-16 11:36

>>53
>>51
You need a bank account to cashout bitcoins.

>you do my programming job
I do it in the Symta Programming language. Since I don't know any other at a professional level.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-16 13:02

You need a bank account to cashout bitcoins.

not since they invented bitcoin ATMs*

* automated teller machines allow you to inclusively withdraw cash, solving the nonimity issue of cashing out coins quite elegantly

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-16 15:52

>>55
not since they invented bitcoin ATMs*
Not in Shitkraine. Here all ATMs require bank cards, like visa or mastercard (which are linked to your state-issued passport document). In Russia they are replacing these burgeous relics with the MIR plastic card: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mir_(payment_system)

Obviously if they charge you with "hate speech" crime, all your accounts will be locked in an instant. Because "hate speech" is considered a subtype of "terrorism", therefore it is punished in the most severe way, and people charged with such crimes serve time in the max sec Russian prisons. On the release (if it ever happens), they will be unable to use banking system again - ever. That is to prevent them from funding terrorism, or raising money for terrorism. Just in case they do that.

To get "hate speech" charges in Russia it is enough to insult Putin or Stalin. Or you can also claim that it was America who won WW2, because America gained the most from it, losing almost nothing. Hint: Russians believe it was USSR who won, and they see the modern Russia as just the renamed USSR.

In America they have paedophilia charges instead of "hate speech" because 1st amendment and the shit. And we all know loudmouth people are all pedos, especially if before the arrest you email them a link to a page with CP, which gets saved in the browser cache.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-17 2:53

>>54
No. You find someone who needs bitcoins and sell them in cash, dolt.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-18 22:40

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-19 4:53

>>54
I do it in the Symta Programming language. Since I don't know any other at a professional level.

Common Lisp?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-19 19:03

>>59
Last time I used Common Lisp (SBCL) was to write the initial compiler for Symta. I don't even have SBCL installed anymore since I've made Symta self hosting. It remains to get rid of C-compiler dependency, but writing a modern optimizing compiler is not something easy, and I dont want to depend on LLVM.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-20 22:57

I would pay 5 bucks on Patreon to get Mr. Sadkov-Goldstein committed so he can get the mental help he desperately, desperately needs.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-21 1:15

>>61
Since mental illness is one and the same as astral parasite infestation, what can current mental hospitals even hope to do? Filling your brain up with meds won't expel these astral beings.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-21 1:16

>>61
Russian and Ukrainian hospitals can only do lobotomies.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-21 4:39

>>60
I believe you can be fluent quickly in any programming language. I offered you a job and you said "oh I can't open a bank account and also I don't know what a Bitcoin is and also I can only program in this language I designed myself, even though I have professional experience with C# and whatnot"
You don't want to work, admit it. Now stop whining and using this site as your lamentation blog.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-21 10:34

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Name: Anonymous 2020-04-21 13:18

Reported kiwifarms.net to FSB and Roskomnadzor:
https://imgur.com/a/Sm8bmDa

Knowing the clueless retards working there, they could as well block their own outlet inside Russia, which will make Kremlin bot lives a bit harder.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-21 13:42

>>66
Yes, that website is the scum of the scum, écume de l'écume.
You do good work.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-21 13:56

>>67
Its main goal rallying troubled people against LGBTQ, and just people with disabilities and autism. Russia has established numerous such sites, each catering to a different audience, but mostly in the alt-right spectrum.

Although Russia also has numerous leftist sites running. Mostly targeting Blacks and Mexicans, trying to pit them against whites and against the government: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/13/science/putin-russia-disinformation-health-coronavirus.html

Just like USSR curated both Black Panthers and White Power movements.

But a few leftist pro-Russian sites, like leftypol at 8ch and bunkerchan.xyz, apparently target whites and promote Stalinism. I got banned there for questioning Stalin and posting actual photos from Soviet Union. No criticism of Russia is allowed there for some reason.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-21 14:42

Got banned from salo-forum.com (after the fascist Salo republic):
https://imgur.com/a/8yFaSf1

Alt-right neo-Nazis love censoring people, while themselves complaining about censorship. A few days ago I got banned at kiwifarms.net after making a thread asking "what is wrong with being homosexual."

Apparently for alt-rights it is okay to call to kill Jews, but no okay to call to kill Nazis.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-21 17:34

>>69
What did you say? Sounds pretty serious.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-21 19:34

>>66
Do you really want that kind of attention sent here Nikita? Do you think a pack of tourists will get you the audience you seem to so desperately seek?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-21 19:42

Dumb bydlo schizo fuck

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-21 19:46

>>66
I thought you don't speak russian, steve goldstein?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-21 20:52

When you're just looking to create friction, it's natural to support both extremes against the rest. There's no need to pick one of the extremes over the other. If you do, the asymmetry gives away the game. For example, Stalin keeps being brought up without any mention that, when it was convenient to do so, Nikita Khrushchev denounced Stalin as a murderous dictator and initiated "de-Stalinization", while at the same time the made-up marketing term "alt-right" keeps being used for the far right. This asymmetry tells you who is doing the shilling.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-21 22:04

>>71
I need some way to publish the child butchering video. And the alt-right crowd appears to be the brain dead media choice for such PR. Especially given that I'm an illegal immigrant. Otherwise the West will quietly deport me to Russia, instead of giving me life in prison.

And you cant even blame me. I asked for a visa and for a residency permit nicely. They denied it me. Have to use the "backdoor."

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-21 22:06

>>73
I don't. Therefore this thread.

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