Hey guys, I sexually Identify as Microsoft Windows

I sexually Identify as Microsoft Windows 10. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over PCs dropping hotfixes on braindead users. People say to me that a person being Windows 10 is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install Cortana, Windows App Store and a keylogger on my system. From now on I want you guys to call me “Windows Update 10.0.10586” and respect my right to update from above and update needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a windowphobe and need to check your OS privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Why Cortana is female? Is that sexist? In fact, every voice assistant is female for some reason.

And I'm not the only person noticing that:
https://www.stemwomen.co.uk/blog/2019/08/are-ai-systems-like-alexa-siri-and-cortana-sexist

There is no way to pick the gender. Ideally we need some genderless AI speaking in a gender neutral voice. Maybe alternating between male and female.