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Hey guys, I sexually Identify as Microsoft Windows

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-18 9:53

I sexually Identify as Microsoft Windows 10. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over PCs dropping hotfixes on braindead users. People say to me that a person being Windows 10 is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install Cortana, Windows App Store and a keylogger on my system. From now on I want you guys to call me “Windows Update 10.0.10586” and respect my right to update from above and update needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a windowphobe and need to check your OS privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-18 10:31

install Cortana
Instead of sexually identifying I recommend sexual intercourse with Cortana.

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5099647

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-18 18:51

Why Cortana is female? Is that sexist? In fact, every voice assistant is female for some reason.

And I'm not the only person noticing that:
https://www.stemwomen.co.uk/blog/2019/08/are-ai-systems-like-alexa-siri-and-cortana-sexist

There is no way to pick the gender. Ideally we need some genderless AI speaking in a gender neutral voice. Maybe alternating between male and female.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-18 18:56

>>3
>Ideally we need some genderless AI speaking in a gender neutral voice. Maybe alternating between male and female.

And that should also be part of the AIs internal personality reasoning. I.e. if a user asks the assistant about its gender, if the AI is male or female, it should answer "I'm neither" or "I'm both". Otherwise the AI reasoning could produce biased answers and people having wrong expectations about the AI's personality.

Maybe some cute anthropomorphic animal speaking a cartoon voice will do? Cartoon animals are not required to have gender. And such personality would make AI more child friendly.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-18 20:07

Because outside the army's sacred band of thebes project, and its subprojects like /pol/ and /r9k/, most of us are actually straight.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-18 21:33

IDEALLY THE VOICE USED WOULD BE CONFIGURABLE BY THE USER
sage cause disappoint at the level of luserness

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-18 21:50

>>3
They did their homework and found out people prefer the female voice.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-18 22:10

>>7
People are sexist and should be policed to become less sexist. Ideally we need a bottleneck genetics cleansing, with everyone preferring female voice being buried in a mass grave or turned into oil.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-18 22:58

Seek professional help, 8.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-18 23:17

>>9
professional help
cattle-mind

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-19 14:57

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Name: Anonymous 2020-04-29 14:18

I wanna fuck a woman, any tips?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-29 14:28

>>5
Because outside the army's sacred band of thebes project, and its subprojects like /pol/ and /r9k/
Illumined, positively awakened post.

Name: !Ps1ivhrO6w 2020-04-29 16:43

>>12
You already know how to, just insert PENIS into VAGINA.
Even if you've never done it your instincts know the movement.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-29 19:48


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