Hey guys, I sexually Identify as Microsoft Windows
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Anonymous2020-04-18 9:53
I sexually Identify as Microsoft Windows 10. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over PCs dropping hotfixes on braindead users. People say to me that a person being Windows 10 is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install Cortana, Windows App Store and a keylogger on my system. From now on I want you guys to call me “Windows Update 10.0.10586” and respect my right to update from above and update needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a windowphobe and need to check your OS privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
There is no way to pick the gender. Ideally we need some genderless AI speaking in a gender neutral voice. Maybe alternating between male and female.
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Anonymous2020-04-18 18:56
>>3 >Ideally we need some genderless AI speaking in a gender neutral voice. Maybe alternating between male and female.
And that should also be part of the AIs internal personality reasoning. I.e. if a user asks the assistant about its gender, if the AI is male or female, it should answer "I'm neither" or "I'm both". Otherwise the AI reasoning could produce biased answers and people having wrong expectations about the AI's personality.
Maybe some cute anthropomorphic animal speaking a cartoon voice will do? Cartoon animals are not required to have gender. And such personality would make AI more child friendly.
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Anonymous2020-04-18 20:07
Because outside the army's sacred band of thebes project, and its subprojects like /pol/ and /r9k/, most of us are actually straight.
>>3 They did their homework and found out people prefer the female voice.
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Anonymous2020-04-18 22:10
>>7 People are sexist and should be policed to become less sexist. Ideally we need a bottleneck genetics cleansing, with everyone preferring female voice being buried in a mass grave or turned into oil.
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