Yeah, just take a common noun and trademark it. No confusion will follow you.
I ended up with "Internet Buttplug" because everyone has a butt, and buttplug is a fun word to say. It's inclusive and it's humorous. I admit that it may confuse people when they're wondering why they're using something called Buttplug to control their fucking machine or robotic onahole or who knows what else.
One of the hardest problems in Computer Science is naming things. I just stopped trying to name the thing and selected a name and here we are. Much like the other hard problems in Computer Science, I fully expect this to come back to bite me in the ass at some point.
One of the hardest problems in Homosexual Science is pretending to be straight.