/prog/ - Node js is based

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-04 1:52

Literally I finished the job in one day using node and electron and the result is a modern, cross-platform app. C++ boomers BTFO.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2020-06-04 2:51

I learned node by being thrown into a MEAN stack project that the other guy had been writing as his first project. He got addicted to cocaine and went off the rails with booze halfway through. My words what a spaghetti fucking mess that was. Orphaned functions, typoes in variables...truly a baptism of fire.

In the end I ended up quite liking it, but it's no bash shell.

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-04 4:31

>>2
I'm sure it was relatively straightforward for you to emulate his programming mindset given your own cocaine and booze addiction.

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-04 7:24

L33tUK is a boomer.

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-04 9:29

He's the only tripfag that brings a smile to my face when I see he wrote something.

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-04 9:56

Array.from (document.getElementsByClassName ("trip")).forEach (e => { e.parentNode.parentNode.children [1].innerHTML = "I am a child seeking attention."; })

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-04 10:07

>>6
Get out of my thread Frozen Anus.

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-04 20:03

Frozen

https://textboard.org/prog/100#t100p16
http://void.wikidot.com/code:hofseq-c

~/Code>time ./hofseq 2000000000
2000083969706219361
real 0m6.980s
user 0m6.978s
sys 0m0.000s

https://textboard.org/prog/100#t100p18

Here is confirmation of your R(2*10^9) value
and here is the runtime in my implementation, just over 30 milliseconds
$ python3 -m timeit -s 'import flake.hofs as mod' 'mod.work_seq (2000000000)'
10 loops, best of 3: 30.5 msec per loop

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-04 20:39

>>1
"I need to draw a single window graphical user interface on a computer. I know! I'll just embed Chromium!"

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-05 9:02

>>9
This makes a lot of sense and there's little difference to ``native" apps which nowadays also are slow as fuck and also written in a managed language. Difference is when you use electron it looks sexy and is cross-platform. Also the juniors, women, designers, poc can work on the app. Also the dev experience is great with very fast iterations.

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-05 15:00

<script language="text/dubs">check_em();</script>

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-05 22:07

>>10
"sexy" and "cross-platform", but in return it's extremely bloated.
The size of a 'hello world' executable file is 60MB. What sick fucking joke is this?

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-05 22:45

>>12
A fun one. We're all laughing but you're being a square.

A big file size means the team worked hard and working hard is good.

Name: Har Dee Har Har 2020-06-06 3:47

>>11

<script language="text/dubs">check_em();</script>

Earth to Alpha Centauri: There are some very clever units among these Earthlings.

Node js is based

1 Name: Anonymous 2020-06-04 1:52

2 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2020-06-04 2:51

3 Name: Anonymous 2020-06-04 4:31

4 Name: Anonymous 2020-06-04 7:24

5 Name: Anonymous 2020-06-04 9:29

6 Name: Anonymous 2020-06-04 9:56

7 Name: Anonymous 2020-06-04 10:07

8 Name: Anonymous 2020-06-04 20:03

9 Name: Anonymous 2020-06-04 20:39

10 Name: Anonymous 2020-06-05 9:02

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12 Name: Anonymous 2020-06-05 22:07

13 Name: Anonymous 2020-06-05 22:45

14 Name: Har Dee Har Har 2020-06-06 3:47