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Name: Anonymous 2020-06-18 14:44

Ask Mentifex a questions and get a coherent answer.

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-18 15:20

Impossible

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-18 19:36

If Mentifex had a fight with Tablizer, who'd win?

Name: Mentifex 2020-06-18 21:17

>>3
If Mentifex had a fight with Tablizer, who'd win?
Tablizer would win for sure -- who or what is Tablizer, anyway -- because the old Mentifex Dude is down for the count. But right now M-f-x would like to bestow some good cheer on the here assembled proggies, because he is having a good coronavirus day, all things considered.
Please Google "AI guaranteed to think" if you would fain view what M-f-X has been up to in this merry month of June 2020. It is a "memetic ploy" undertaken by M-f-x to heighten the spread of his design and software for artificial intelligence. Netizens from across the globe are becoming more aware of the AI Minds. Please take a look at
http://ai.neocities.org/LaThink.html -- AI Thinking in Latin. 23 Skiddoo

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-18 21:25

>>3
Duuuude nobody use the word ``netizen'' anymore. Are you from the past?

Name: Mentifex 2020-06-18 21:46

>>5
Are you from the past?
Born in The Land That Time Forgot, raised in the jungles of Panama, Duuuude is not just _from_ the past but still _lives_ in the past. (When are you from?) But popping into the current time your fellow Prog Dude today met a Japanese maiden and exchanged names with her. His name was also the name of an English king from the past, and her name meant something about flowers. "Like Hanako?" Dude said. She responded in English, "That's an old name." ("Hanako" means "flower child.") Being stuck in the past, His Dudeship uses old parlances like "Netizen" in English and "Hanako" in Japanese. To continue the story, the Japanese field agent obviously sent to pry AI secrets out of your Fellow Progger insisted on taking two selfie photographs of herself and M*entifex. THen we met her fellow agent, another Japanese maiden who may have been her superior officer. The second Japanese field agent insisted on an additional photograph, while Americans going by were muttering things like "Six feet!", meaning that we had to stand further apart during the coronavirus outbreak. So the Old AI Dude went out into the sunlight in circumstances of "Ryo te ni hana" (Flowers in both hands) and let the first Japanese Red Sparrow take another selfie of Maiden #2 + M*ntifex + Maiden #1 -- sure to make points with the Ministry of Industrial Espionage in Tokyo. But this exchange is not an "ask me anything" AMA. Bye.

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-18 21:52

>>6
I don't understand shit. You screwed that nip hoe or what?

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-19 5:02

Why do you hate arrays?

Name: Mentifex 2020-06-19 5:12

>>8
Why do you hate arrays?

Some Netizens, that is, programmers, get the false impression that the AI Coder Dude is against arrays because the http://ai.neocities.org/OutBuffer.html mind-module uses a quantity of variables to serve as elements of an array. The reason for doing so is to let the AI mind http://ai.neocities.org/maintainer.html better visualize what the contents of the http://ai.neocities.org/AudBuffer.html and OutBuffer are -- namely, characters in the Roman alphabet or Cyrillic Russian alphabet which must be changed by the http://ai.neocities.org/EnVerbGen.html or http://ai.neocities.org/RuVerbGen.html module. Otherwise, the various AI Minds use standard arrays in Forth and JavaScript and Perl to hold concepts in the Psi conceptual array and to hold words in the auditory array. Thank you for asking. -M*ntifex

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-19 5:19

>>7
He thinks he lives in some James Bond novel and every agency wants to steal his precious AI secrets.

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-19 14:19

>>9
Coding AI in Forth is totally badass, dude. You should post that shit on Hacker News they're totally into weird crazy shit written in old ass programming languages.
I'd give that Forth thing a shot but I heard it can anally deform your brain and I ain't needin that.

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-19 16:38

Mentifex, are you FrozenVoid = same person?

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-19 16:48

>>12
My views on AI are vastly different:
http://void.wikidot.com/system:page-tags/tag/ai#pages

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-19 21:10

No coherent answer from the demented old dude so far.

Name: Anita Dickenme 2020-06-20 6:16

Prepareth to square! i shall heave the gorge on thy livings, naughty mushrump!

http://ai.neocities.org/HitlerCodan.html

Name: FrozenVoid !MhMRSATORI!!ToSuuKYUiEA 2020-06-24 10:52

>>15
#include<stdio.h>#include<stdlib.h>charstr[5]={'a','a'
,'a','a','a'};intcurrchar=0,endchar=0,ignore=0;voida_to_y()
{str[4-currchar]++;currchar=0;}voidz_standard(){str[4-currchar
++]='a';ignore++;}voidz_end(){str[0]='a';str[1]='a';str[2]='a';str[
3]='a';str[4]='a';endchar++;currchar=0;}void(*handle_z[5])()={z_end,z_
standard,z_standard,z_standard,z_standard};voidz(){(*handle_z[endchar-cu
rrchar])();}void(*handle_char[2])()={a_to_y,z};shorthandle_char_internal[2
6]={0};voiddo_print(char*s){puts(s);}voiddo_not_print(char*s){ignore--;}void
(*printers[5])(char*s)={do_print,do_not_print,do_not_print,do_not_print,do_not
_print};void(*printer)(char*s)=do_print;voidset_printer(){printer=printers[igno
re];}voidnop(){}voidend(){exit(0);}void(*on_new_endchar[6]) ()={nop,nop,nop,nop,n
op,end};intmain(){handle_char_inter nal[25]=1;ass:set_print er();(*printer)(&str[
4-endchar]);(*on_new_endchar[ endch ar])();(*handle_char[ha ndle_char_internal[s
tr[4-currchar]-'a']])();goto ass;} #include<stdio.h># incl ude<stdlib.h>charstr
[5]={'a','a','a','a','a'};intcurrchar=0,endchar=0,ignore=0;voida_to_y(){str[4-currch
ar]++;currchar=0;}voidz_sta nda rd(){str[4-currc har ++]='a';ignore++;}
voidz_end(){str[0]='a';st r[ 1]='a';str[2]=' a' ;str[3]='a';str [
4]='a';endchar++;currchar =0 ;}void(*handl e_ z[5])()={z_end ,
z_standard,z_standard,z_s tanda rd, z_standard} ; voidz(){(*han
dle_z[endchar-currchar])();}void(*handle _c har[2] )()={a_to_y ,z};shorthand
le_char_internal[26]={0} ;voiddo_print( ch ar*s ){puts(s);} voiddo_not_p
rint(char*s){ignore--; } void(*print er s[5])(ch ar*s)={do_pr
i nt,do_not_print,do_n o t_print,do_ n ot_print , do_not_prin
t };void(*printer)(char *s)=do_pri nt;voids et_printer(
) {printer=printers[ig nore];}vo idnop() {}voidend()
{ exit(0);}void(*on _n ew_endc har[6] )()={nop,nop
,nop,nop,nop,end} ;intmain(){h
andle_char_inter nal[25]=1
;ass:set_printer ();(*prin
ter)(&str[4-end char]);(*o
n_new_endchar[ endchar])
();(*handle_c har[handle
_char_internal [str[4-cu
rrchar]-'a']])( );goto ass;}#incl
u de<stdio.h>#incl ude<stdl ib.h>charst
r[5]={'a','a','a', 'a' ,'a'}; in
tcurrchar=0,endchar=0 ,ign ore= 0;
voida_to_y(){str[4-currch ar]++;c urrc h
ar=0;}voidz_standard(){str[4-currchar++]= 'a'
;ignore++;}voidz_end(){str[0]='a';str[1]= 'a
';str[2]='a';str[3]='a';str[4]='a';endcha
r++ ;currchar=0;}void(*handle_z[5])()={z_e
n d,z_standard,z_standard,z_standard,z_s
tandard};vo idz(){(*handle_ z[endchar
-currchar])();} void(*han d le_char[2]
)()={a_to_y,z};short handle_char_in
ternal[26]={0};voiddo_prin t(char*s){puts(s);}
voiddo_not_print(char*s){ignore--; }void(*printers[5])(char*
s)={do_print,do_not_print,do_not_ p rint,do_ not_print,do_not_print}
;void(*printer)(char*s)=do_pr int;voidset_printer(){printer=printe
rs[i];}voidnop(){}voidend(){ exit(0);}void(*on_n ew

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-24 17:06

>>16
Look at all these indents and multi-spacing, its like wasting 30% of screen real-estate.

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