Indian Excellence

American Interviewer: So what's your email ID ?

Indian Candidate: Sir, iamanindian@gmail.com

American: And password ?

Indian Candidate: 12345678

American Interviewer: You are so dumb. You shared such a confidential information so easily for the Job. How can we trust that you will not share any confidential information of the company for some better Offers ?

Indian Candidate: Sir, I might have shared my password with you but I don't think you can still login to my email account. Let's look for the possibilities. My Password can be 12345678

Or

Onetwothreefourfivesixseveneight

Or

1twothreefourfivesixseveneight

1twothreefourfivesixseven8....... so on.....

Or

2444666668888888 (one 2, three 4s, five 6s seven 8s)

13355557777778 (1, two 3s, four 5s, six 7s and 8)

Or

Combination of all of these ........

By the way, did I mention use of capitals ?

American Interviewer: How much will you you take boss ?

Indian: I refuse to accept your offer Sir ! Becoz I don't want to work under dumb people.

Indian pc: fast, large momory, dual core

German pc: slow, Dead rats inside

You are now talking to a random american teenager

Indian Candidate: show bobs and vagene

American manager was destroyed by the Indian excellence...

How smart are indian!

hiii
i will trace ur network wich u r usin n find were r u now so dont block dont ignore.ok?
how old r u
should i trace u?
yes or no?
ok rape u next week

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