Lisp Considered Harmful

How come every Lisper is sad, unhealthy and mentally ill? They all look like they're dying of cancer.

Nash Gold is a lisper and he is pretty healthy.
He has even left Russia, considering himself being above Slavic subhumans.

>>1
It said, the power of Lisp can't be handled by mere mortals. Conjuring the spirits of computation has a cost. The arcane macros can restructure reality itself, and the programmers mind.

>>2
Spastic Steve lives in a much more slavic country now and the first thing he did as a refugee was getting raped by the nigger he shared a room with at the humanitarian center.
It turned him into a massive faggot who loves to show his man tits on le Reddit. He also suffers from onomadysphoria and race dysphoria, identifying as "an english-speaking IT person" going by the name of Steve Nash, even though he is actually a krokodil dealer.
Very healthy...

>>2
Lisp pushed Nash over the edge. After reading the book he never was the same again. To this day his name strikes fear into children and hamsters alike.

Who is Steve Nash Gold?
(btw I burned a mole in a bonfire this weekend)

>>6
Steve Goldstein* is a self-hating russian lisper

>>6
A Russian ethnic living in Ukraine.
>wrote his own programming language
>doesn't take his med
>doesn't wear a mask, spreads COVID in supermarkets
>refuse to speak russian, speaks english instead with a strong James Bond villain accent
>sells drugs to children
>harass Ukrainian nationalists online
>loves to burn small animals alive and threaten to disembowel children when he's pissed at something
Yes, he has Jewish and Tatar ancestry. How did you guess?

Secret Lisperati Council devises new plans for world domination
http://scheme-reports.org/2015/working-group-2.html
https://groups.google.com/group/scheme-reports-wg2

The Virgin Lisperati vs C++had Standards Working Group
https://isocpp.org/wiki/faq/wg21

Meet the Lisperati
https://github.com/aaron-hsu
https://github.com/ashinn
https://github.com/fare
https://github.com/stylewarning
https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Wayne_Richards
https://github.com/mdouglaswilliams?tab=repositories
https://www.khoury.northeastern.edu/people/olin-shivers/
https://www.neilvandyke.org/
https://www.slideshare.net/EmmanuelMedernach
https://gitlab.in2p3.fr/users/Emmanuel/activity
https://github.com/weaver?tab=repositories

https://github.com/ashinn

https://textboard.org/prog/39#t39p100

>>12
Oh no no no

Lispers are degenerates. They all should be force-taught first JavaShit, and ultimately Forth.

Lispers are suffering from a syntax deficiency. This was an avoidable tragedy. If only McCarty had completed M-Expressions as originally planned, today's sad state of affairs could've been prevented.

That's why we're asking you to please, donate now. Every "{}", every "begin…end", even a single semicolon, can save a Lisper suffering from debilitating parenthesitis. Your generosity makes a difference.

>>15
Lithpers know this, here is their solution:
https://srfi.schemers.org/srfi-110/srfi-110.html