Rust is the katana of proglangs

Powerful and useful in in theory, but made unbearable by the fanbase to the point that nobody is taking it seriously.

Go is the eating ass of proglangs

Degenerate and filthy in theory, but made desirable by the ease of use to the point that you think everyday about eating an ass.

JavaScript is the raccoon that consumes everything.

Object.prototype.__noSuchMethod__
Allows a function to be defined that will be executed when an undefined object member is called as a method.

>>3
This feature is non-standard and is not on a standards track. Do not use it on production sites facing the Web: it will not work for every user. There may also be large incompatibilities between implementations and the behavior may change in the future.

>>4 Its the idea that such thing can exist at all

>>3
That is disturbingly Pythonic.

>>6 Nah. This is.
from __future__ import division

>>4
Just use the modern equivalent with Symbols

var obj = {}
obj[Symbol.noSuchMethod] = function(name) {
return 'hax my ' + name;
}

obj.anus(); // 'hax my anus'

>>8 that is unsupported, you have to use ES6 proxies instead.

obj = new Proxy({},
{ get : function(target, prop)
{
if(target[prop] === undefined)
return function() {
console.log('an otherwise undefined function!!');
};
else
return target[prop];
}
});
obj.f() ///'an otherwise undefined function!!'
obj.l = function() {console.log(45);};
obj.l(); ///45

>>9
Based and frozenpilled