Is the IoT real life?

I just got a new bike light which connects to a dedicated app wirelessly.
I can't wait until I get hacked in the middle of my ride and it shuts down because I happen to be passing a linux user with an active bluetooth connection.

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Just buy manually switched lamp or something.

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Or get paul babcock's magnetic core material : http://emediapress.com/2018/03/02/paul-babcocks-magnetic-core-material

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