make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop

just let me read the fucking article, no cookiebars, no asking for permission, no captchas, no 5MiB JS sites that take 7s to load on my 100/100 connection, no autoplay videos, no infinite scrolling, no ajax, no http 451 unavailable in croatia

please let me use the internet please please please

go back to the sky backgrounds and blinking buttons, i don't give a shit

>>1
Have you tried Gemini protocol?