make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop

just let me read the fucking article, no cookiebars, no asking for permission, no captchas, no 5MiB JS sites that take 7s to load on my 100/100 connection, no autoplay videos, no infinite scrolling, no ajax, no http 451 unavailable in croatia

please let me use the internet please please please

go back to the sky backgrounds and blinking buttons, i don't give a shit

What programming language is this?

>>2
gopher

>>3
Protocols aren't languages, dolt.

Hello, Richard Stallman here.
Have you tried GNU/Linux?

>>1
Have you tried Gemini protocol?

>>6
Yes. I do not support terrorists.

the wizard 21st century Web 3.0 abomination
virgin 20th century Electronic Superhighway Web Sight
brad 19th century mass-produced book
chad 18th century limited print
thad 17th century manuscript
lad 16th century scroll/tapestry combo