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Name: Anonymous 2021-05-18 20:23

Richard Stallman, in his rat form, has entered my house last night. He deleted Photoshop along with all my work and installed Gimp, then ran away promptly.

Name: Anonymous 2021-05-18 20:24

He has also told me that I have a cute sister (she’s 11).

Name: Anonymous 2021-05-18 20:46

inb4 stallman spammer

Name: Anonymous 2021-05-18 23:41

413 tightly grouped suppression posts in three days without ban https://dis.tinychan.net/read/prog/1612197182#reply_89
stallman spammer >>3

Name: Anonymous 2021-05-19 5:15

>>4
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you proprietary slave? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Harvard, and I’ve been involved in numerous free software projects, and I have contributed to over 300 core-utils for GNU. I am skilled in Lisp and I’m St. IGNU-cius, saint of the Church of Emacs. You are nothing to me but just another unethical non-free software advocate. I will distribute the fuck out of your source code with freedom the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about me and the GPL on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my colleagues at FSF and your binaries are being reversed engineered right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your copyright. You're fucking dead, kid. Free software can be anywhere, anytime, and it can ensure your freedom in over four ways, and that’s just with the GPLv2. Not only am I extensively skilled at hacking, but I have access to the source of the entire GNU userland and core-utils and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable proprietary code off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what ethical retribution your little “clever” program was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have ensured your users' freedom. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit free as in freedom all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

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