If you can't understand Haskell,

you're stupid.

And my cat died.

Shizos on this "prog" board pursue such Impossible Dreams:
- FTL (faster-than-light) Space Travel;
- Time Travel;
- EPR (Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen) effect communication Across The Universe;
- Artificial Intelligene;
- Robotics;
- Espionage;
- Crypto Communications;
They could tell us great stories, but then they would have to terminate us.

>>1
Haskell on Dogsleds is going to be a great web framework.
Its only 20 PHD theses away & some crucial upgrades to GHC extensions.

If you can't understand Haskell, you've touched a female homo sapiens in the last 5 years.

I fuck while you jerk each other off to nomads and ``statelessness''.

Hax my shitstained anus.

i understand haskell and reject it

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Haskell. The language is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of category theory most of the concepts will go over a typical programmer’s head. There’s also Simon's puristic outlook, which is deftly woven into its monadic I/O, which draws heavily from Homotopy Type Theory for instance. The users understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these concepts, to realize that they’re not just useful - they say something provable about types. As a consequence people who dislike Haskell truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the convenience in multi-parameter typeclasses which itself is a fancy way to say "multiple dispatch". I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Oleg Kiselyov genius wit unfolds itself on their terminal window. What fools.. how I pity them.

Haskell is now hip enough for twitch streaming
https://old.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/pp9gbd/vote_for_haskell_tag_for_livecoding_streams_at/

there is an app package for that!

https://hackage.haskell.org/package/essence-of-live-coding

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nornads?

NORNADA??!!

>>5
True

>>12
True

haskellbis just pattern matching and types and functional style
it doesn't even do what I want in the simplest way

why I would like to learn Haskell when there is Scheme, Racket, Common lisp, Forth and Ocaml?

>>15
Because you’re not a mental midget? Lisp is for deformed intellectual manlets.

nah

>>17
Mental midget detected. Go write some sexps, tinydickman.