Piano is a dumb percussion instrument

Piano is actually not a "noble string" instrument - its an
equivalent to African drum set beneath a keyboard.
These strings tunings are fixed, static and are as expressive
as drywall with one color.
Facts:
1. The only skill required is to mash keys in correct order.
Don't lets the BS about "complicated passages" cloud your mind, its all either following notes or mashing random keys.
2. Speed is crucial to "piano" music. Lone notes don't matter.
Its all combinations & reverb, just the drum rhythms.
Piano is popular because its fixed monotone strings produce
binaural-like hypnosis in dumb sheeple listening to repeat
keys in quick succession, like a drum beat but for strings.
3. Piano NPCs just follow notes in 99% of cases.
4. Piano players are made obsolete with player pianos which don't have the 2 hand limitations. The actually skilled players with their all complications can be replicated by sufficiently fast player piano - FACT.

Fuck piano and piano NPCs who think its music.
All piano music is the same notes, same technique and same
autistic "following the script" performance that people pretend
doesn't exist, by "memorizing the notes".
Its a digital, robot drudgery that been obsolete with player piano and no longer required to study:
studying piano is studying manual robotics.

P*ano is a NPCification instrument with no redeeming qualities.
People following notes are NPCs. They cannot improvise.
They are rigidly defined by fixed tunings in which their minds revolve around, like a Haskell programmer juggling functions around.