Piano is a dumb percussion instrument

Piano is actually not a "noble string" instrument - its an
equivalent to African drum set beneath a keyboard.
These strings tunings are fixed, static and are as expressive
as drywall with one color.
Facts:
1. The only skill required is to mash keys in correct order.
Don't lets the BS about "complicated passages" cloud your mind, its all either following notes or mashing random keys.
2. Speed is crucial to "piano" music. Lone notes don't matter.
Its all combinations & reverb, just the drum rhythms.
Piano is popular because its fixed monotone strings produce
binaural-like hypnosis in dumb sheeple listening to repeat
keys in quick succession, like a drum beat but for strings.
3. Piano NPCs just follow notes in 99% of cases.
4. Piano players are made obsolete with player pianos which don't have the 2 hand limitations. The actually skilled players with their all complications can be replicated by sufficiently fast player piano - FACT.

Fuck piano and piano NPCs who think its music.
All piano music is the same notes, same technique and same
autistic "following the script" performance that people pretend
doesn't exist, by "memorizing the notes".
Its a digital, robot drudgery that been obsolete with player piano and no longer required to study:
studying piano is studying manual robotics.

Je pense, donc je suis.

P*ano is a NPCification instrument with no redeeming qualities.
People following notes are NPCs. They cannot improvise.
They are rigidly defined by fixed tunings in which their minds revolve around, like a Haskell programmer juggling functions around.

>>2
Piano composers are not NPCs, however the performers are.
Performing at "piano" is just mashing the keys in correct order,
i.e. following the notes, like a programmed robot.
I can't deny the genius in composing "music for piano" but the scope of such music is essentially fixed to piano notes, unlike a
violin which has free analog range and is exceptionally friendly to tuning its strings.

Shall I compose and then play the Prog Rag for you?

How does one get to Carnegie Hall?

>>6
Practice, practice, practice.

>>5
Piano "playing" is a robotic NPC activity that has no redeeming quality,
since the invention of player piano(automated piano).
'Composing' piano music is an autistic endeavor in futility, limited by
the rigid monotone tunings of keys & notation unable to express microtones. Piano music is digital Matrix chiptunes for retards finding beauty in soulless technology apportioned to their primitive monotone brains - all piano music is convertible to Midi tracks without loss of quality(that would be a huge hint on the value of "piano performance")

>>7
"Practice" x3, repeat, repeat until the notes are burned into
your NPC brain so you can play it by instinct alone.
This is what Piano practice is, training dumb NPCs to follow notes in
correct order,primate muscle memory is all this """practice""" engages.
Their brains are wired to be a musical robot "performing" at mashing
piano keys.. this is a sad waste of intellect and skill.

To be fair you have to be extremely autistic to enjoy playing piano.
If you have autistic spectrum disorder and delight in following predictable, fixed patterns,
than piano music may be just the right thing for you.
I however(despite being slightly on the spectrum) see what is beneath these "piano" performances is a binaural drum rhythms of repeat keys
hypnotizing the audience with a sinister, rigid and melancholic order of a primary digital, chiptune-like melody that is inherent in all piano music. The soulless tunings of all keyboard instruments are hidden by deference to Western tradition and "digital music theory"(rigid, notation-based instrumentation of humans into orchestral instruments), in which improvisation and free-range analog music are alien and foreign. Real music isn't digital and doesn't limit itself to fixed frequencies picked by experts and notated in a book.

>>3
There is a crucial difference however, a clown juggling functions can
just stop and come down to the low-level function writing itself.
A pianist cannot do much but globally return the entire piano to another frequency set, the notes remain the same. He is cucked forever to the limitation of this digital drum-set.