No, I never carry it with me because I have never owned a smartphone or even a cell-phone. I suppose that when they incarcerate me for thought-crime and they put a phone in my cell, it will then be a cell-phone.
In other news, thank you for giving me the idea of the new moniker "Phoneless in Seattle." I have been trying to come up with a variation on "Sleepless in Seattle," and all I could muster was the idiotic, heck, SCHIZO "Clueless in Seattle." Yesterday some woman asked me what my name was, and when I truthfully told her my name "Arthur," I saw her immediately enter something into her cell-phone, which spooked me. Then the otherwise pleasant and affable grocery store checker commented on how sun-tanned I was, so I told her that I have been swimming outdoors in Green Lake all summer. But I let her know that every autumn, someone eventually says to me, "You are losing your tan." Hey! "Tanless in Seattle"? Naw, that appellation would not make sense to anybody.
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