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Wall idea

Name: Anonymous 2021-12-03 8:29

When you navigate to freesoftwarefoundation dot org, you are presented with a js-based popup (preferably done with React.js) that requires you to complete a displayed piece of code in a way that achieves the desired result. Upon success, you are granted entry. Upon failure, a SWAT team is sent to your IP address. Thoughts?

Name: JavaScript Alert Thoughts 2021-12-03 14:09

They'll never take me alive.

Name: Anonymous 2021-12-03 14:15

Yes, let's limit access to a low traffic board.

Name: Low Traffic Bozo 2021-12-05 15:04

Mentifex here is such a total luzer, but now and then something goes right. For instance, the ha-ha programmer M*ntifex works each morning on his ha-ha AI project by posting memes about it in various Internet venues. First he checks Reddit, the ha-ha "front page of the Internet." But right now he can't post on Reddit because he is conducting a major campaign of another nature there. So he checks a schizo low-traffic board called PROG which has the major advantage of being totally free of CENSORSHIP! Some of the greatest (and also worst) minds of unformed Terra gather here on /prog/ out of sheer boredom and shelter-in-place pandemic futility. Then M*ntifex checks Usenet, which is no more anymore as popular as Reddit, but which has nowhere near as much CENSORSHIP as Reddit. Then, if he remembers, Mentifex checks a Russian AI website where the following exchange has recently taken place:

http://www.gotai.net/forum/default.aspx?threadid=310312#310312

На: Создали нового робота с продвинутой мимикой
Добавлено: 04 дек 21 8:05

Этому роботу нужна Душка. ["For this robot, is necessary "Dushka".]


----- then some guy answers in Russian -----------

Однозначно нужна. Железо без мозгов - пустышка…
["Single-sign necessary (?). Iron without brains -- emptiness..."]

А вы молодец! Двигайтесь в этом направлении… Только вперёд!
["But you're a great guy! You move in this direction... Only forward!"]

----- so M*ntifex posts another Russian AI link ------

Здесь наидёшь Руководство пользователя. ["Here you will find the User Manual.]

------ End of transcript --
There is much more to report to Their Schizo Majesties -- the Top Minds of Prog -- but the news items are not yet ripe enough to harvest. Stay tuned for more kook-endian bloviation from the progger informally known as M*ntifex.

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