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Name: Q 2021-12-15 12:16

My sources tell me that the infamous fugitive whistleblower and an enemy of the state Edward J. Snowden was seen shitposting on freesoftwarefoundation dot org slash prog. Is this true?

Name: Mentifex the Edward Snowden Fan 2021-12-15 20:51

>>3
Are you threatening me?

No, no, not at all. And anyway the "threat" comes only from Karma. Fer instance, one day teenage Mentifex walked down the lawn at 11056 to hang out a bit with friends of his older brother Larry. One guy, Mike S., said to Mentifex, "Do you want to see a match burn twice?" and at the same time he lit a match and slammed the burning match down onto the skin of Mentifex's hand. Stunned and shocked, Mentifex kept silent. But one day years later, he asked his bother, "What ever became of Mike S.?"
"Oh, he died," was the answer. Many such incidents happened, and it got to the point that, whenever somebody verbally or physically assaulted Mentifex, he threw his hands to his cheeks like in that painting https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scream by Edvard Munch and he felt physically revolted by whatever Karmic Retribution might fatally befall the basically innocent offender against Mentifex. One of the weirdest instances stems from when M*ntifex was a Latin teacher and a kid in class said something extremely insulting to M*ntifex. Decades later, when M*ntifex was looking at the obituary of his own brother in the newspaper, he saw a photograph of the insulting kid holding up a picture of a fish he had caught -- in the erstwhile student's obituary after a fatal car wreck. So if any progger goes to a Christmas or New Year's party and wants to die, just tell the assembled company that you are now going to insult someone named "Mentifex" and then board an airplane or go sky-diving within the next year/decade/century and tell everybody to wait and see if The Effect comes to pass.

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