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Name: Q 2021-12-15 12:16

My sources tell me that the infamous fugitive whistleblower and an enemy of the state Edward J. Snowden was seen shitposting on freesoftwarefoundation dot org slash prog. Is this true?

Name: Mentifex the Edward Snowden Fan 2021-12-15 13:43

>>1
Is this true?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Snowden ??? We can certainly hope that it is true. Imagine that -- posting on the same Schizo Board as Edward Whistleblower Snowden! If you have seen the movie about him, then you know what a truly great American he is. When he landed in Russia, I felt a strong urge to go there and find Snowden and offer to help him learn Russian quicker. It is citizens like Snowden and Rachel Carson and Colin Kaepernick who make this land the great country that it is.

http://ai.neocities.org/mentifex_faq.html -- FAQ about Fan Number One of the Edward Snowden Fan Club.

Name: Anonymous 2021-12-15 18:31

Q. What was the Mentifex Effect?

A. To his shock and horror, Mentifex discovered that IRL (in real life) persons who verbally insulted or physically assaulted Mentifex received an unwelcome visit from the Grim Reaper or minions of same.
Are you threatening me?

Name: Mentifex the Edward Snowden Fan 2021-12-15 20:51

>>3
Are you threatening me?

No, no, not at all. And anyway the "threat" comes only from Karma. Fer instance, one day teenage Mentifex walked down the lawn at 11056 to hang out a bit with friends of his older brother Larry. One guy, Mike S., said to Mentifex, "Do you want to see a match burn twice?" and at the same time he lit a match and slammed the burning match down onto the skin of Mentifex's hand. Stunned and shocked, Mentifex kept silent. But one day years later, he asked his bother, "What ever became of Mike S.?"
"Oh, he died," was the answer. Many such incidents happened, and it got to the point that, whenever somebody verbally or physically assaulted Mentifex, he threw his hands to his cheeks like in that painting https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scream by Edvard Munch and he felt physically revolted by whatever Karmic Retribution might fatally befall the basically innocent offender against Mentifex. One of the weirdest instances stems from when M*ntifex was a Latin teacher and a kid in class said something extremely insulting to M*ntifex. Decades later, when M*ntifex was looking at the obituary of his own brother in the newspaper, he saw a photograph of the insulting kid holding up a picture of a fish he had caught -- in the erstwhile student's obituary after a fatal car wreck. So if any progger goes to a Christmas or New Year's party and wants to die, just tell the assembled company that you are now going to insult someone named "Mentifex" and then board an airplane or go sky-diving within the next year/decade/century and tell everybody to wait and see if The Effect comes to pass.

Name: Anonymous 2021-12-16 2:31

kowai wa

Name: Anonymous 2021-12-16 7:21

>>4
Menti, what is your IQ level?

Name: Anonymous 2021-12-16 7:59

>>6
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Name: Anonymous 2021-12-16 8:27

Whites deserve their vaccine genocide.
Whites are the ones who enforce no-child brides on all the men of the world.
YHWH allows child brides. YHWH commands to kill those who entice to follow another Power (5th book of Moses). Whites demand all reject YHWH's way of life (marrying little girls, man being the ba'al (master) of the female, etc); and follow theirs.

.: Whites who entice others to ban or not allow marrying little girls: dejure or constructivly: are commanded to be killed. Murdered. Executed. Exterminated.

Name: Mentifex the Edward Snowden Fan 2021-12-16 14:33

>>6
Menti, what is your IQ level?

Not that smart, that's for sure. Dunno much about geometry, and dunno why I keep responding in this thread. It is painful to be _almost_ but not quite smart enough to do artificial intelligence (AI). But in case my non-existent descendants ever want to know, lemme rumble/ramble on. As a second-grader in the Panama Canal Zone, I had never even wondered about being smart or not, but one day the teacher wrote ten words on the blackboard and told us to use each word in a sentence. So I asked her if we could use two of the words in a single sentence, and I slowly proceeded to do so. So some kid comes over to me and says, "Why are you taking so long? You are usually one of the smart kids." Duh! News to me.
Then in high-school freshman year, Latin was my most difficult subject, but in sophomore year I caught on to Latin and I also tried to learn Czech (fail) and then Russian (OK) and German (OK) on my own. In the meantime I was always reading Time Magazine and following the world news. In senior-year World Problems, the teacher had a stack of index-cards with one question for each student, one at a time, but no student knew the answers until she got to Mentifex, whom she could not stump, even though she made me walk to the front of the class and point out each pertinent location on the map of the world. Meanwhile, V.T.Y. very-truly-yours was learning how to max tests, by speeding through them and trying to answer every question. For the now deprecated Scholastic Aptitude Test (SAT), Mentifex did okay in the language part and less well in the math part, but got a perfect score in the Latin SaT. Test results kept showing that your AI wannabe was in the 98th percentile, while later on he discovered that successful persons in Computer Science did a lot better, namely, the 99th percentile. And one test that supposedly measured the intelligence quotient (IQ) scored Mentifex at 145.
Then your sucker Mentifex got drafted out of U Cal Berkeley graduate school and into the U.S. Army. There he found out two possibly IQ-related things. During the acquisition of Army uniforms, M*ntifex found out that he had a physically large head, because he needed a hat-size of seven and a half. But even pin-heads can be smart. Second, the sergeants told M*ntifex on his fifth day in the Army that he had a high general-technical (GT) score of 149, and so he was qualified to sign up for an Army school. M*ntifex signed up for Nuclear Weapons Electronics School at Redstone Arsenal (electronics) and Sandia Base (crispy critters). Although terrified at first, Mentifex graduated first-in-class for electronics and at the bottom for boring nukes. When he got to his duty station in Germany at the 101st Ordnance Battalion, the clerks said they had to call up some guy in the boonies and tell him that he no longer had the highest GT score in the battalion.
So why did M*ntifex, who was not really top-notch smart, spend his adult life working on and solving the problem of artificial intelligence? Because toying with electrical and then electronic things made Mentifex want to solve the greatest problem of them all -- how do we think, and therefore how can we make Machines Who Think (requiescas in pace, Pamela McCorduck)?
Happy Beethoven's Birthday, everybuddy!

Name: Anonymous 2021-12-16 15:49

I am Edward Snowden and I like Russia

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