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Is my cat retarded?

Name: Anonymous 2021-12-25 15:27

I want to pet him but I can do it for anywhere between 1s and 15min, after which he bites me violently and suddenly.

(programming-related because his name is Gopher).

Name: Anonymous 2021-12-25 19:25

Your cat just hates gays, mr Anal Turning.

Name: Anonymous 2021-12-27 14:59

Mine rolls and shows me her tummy and then meow meow meows at me until I fluff it, but if I fluff it for longer than 5 min I will get a sudden chomp.

Name: Anonymous 2021-12-27 15:29

>>3
After I touch the genitals the cat bites

Pervert.

Name: Anonymous 2021-12-27 19:57

But how does he smell?

Name: Anonymous 2021-12-27 20:50

>>5
Haskal!

Name: Anonymous 2021-12-29 10:29

You have to read the mood. If you stop a minute before she bites she'll piss off without biting. At least mine does.

Name: Anonymous 2021-12-30 12:17

>>7
How do I look into the future?

Name: Anonymous 2021-12-30 22:55

crystal ball

Name: Anonymous 2021-12-31 16:05

I love my kitty 🥰

Name: Anonymous 2021-12-31 16:06

/prog/

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-04 21:44

Kitty kitty meow meow kitty writes haskell free of side effects monads monads free free free

Name: eels is a horse fucker 2022-01-05 0:27

what does this have to do with computer programming

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-05 10:54

>>13
His name is Gopher, can't you read?

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-05 13:02

>>4
Whom art thou quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-05 13:43

>>13
What does computer programming have to do with anything?

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-05 21:19

Less schizo’s, more cats pls

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-06 8:26

programming plus cats, name a more iconique duo

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-09 17:11

>>7
You have to read the mood. If you stop a minute before she bites she'll piss off without biting. At least mine does.
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Stop misgendering my cat you anal terf.

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