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/prog/ challenge? I got a challenge fer ya

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-09 20:17

Talk to a woman irl. Hard mode, no trans women.

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-09 20:48

What does talking to women IRL have to do with programming?

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-09 20:50

no trans women.

But cis gender women are boring. You can't play magic the gathering and d&d with them, or chat about math and programming.

Name: Gigolo In Real Life 2022-01-10 7:05

Talk to the young beauties as a way to gain access to their more experienced mothers. College girls are sweet and salving, but they are nowhere near as good at conversation and witty chitchat as their worldly, been-around-the-block mothers. You need the daughters for your emotional needs, but you need the mothers for your intellectual and cultural requirements. How do I know? I found out this paradox when I was in college and a bunch of us co-evals went to visit a girl at her mother's house. The mother was hilariously witty in her conversation. A year later, when I was in the Big City for a political protest the next day, the alluring daughter let me stay overnight in her apartment and we talked long into the night, but the daughter was not as satisfying as her mother. Oh, what does "cis gender" mean?

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-10 8:09

>>2
Programmers seem to have a sizeable overlap with a certain male archetype. One of the shortcomings of said archetype is the meager skill with talking to women, which deteriorates even more with each line of point-free Haskell written.

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-10 10:03

>>5
Talking to femoids is a waste of time.
Not a skill.

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-10 14:22

>>6
What if you want to have sex for free?

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-10 14:52

>>7
The only time femoids give you "free" sex is when they want a baby from you. And then they will sue you for child support, unless they find some beta cuck willing to adopt your child. And with modern DNA technology government can easily track down the father, even is she doesn't know your real name.

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-11 1:05

Actual programming challenge: provide ideas for software to write

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-11 5:45

>>9
How about a non-bloated web browser?

Name: Maynard G. Krebs 2022-01-11 6:14

Boo-hoo. My best buddy, Dobie Gillis, has passed away.

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-11 11:49

>>10
w3m

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-11 20:36

>>10
Would you remove any standard functionality?

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-12 8:02

>>13
Javashit has to go

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