The /prog/ paradox game

Let's play the Paradox Game. You post a paradox, next person answers it and posts there own paradox (programming related). I'll start:

You never again mismatch parens in LISP, but if you say the word ``autistic'' you die. Do you accept it?

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BTW, that tranny Quake dev looks cute
https://www.flickr.com/photos/erichalliwell/4939415153

Hope Lady Havoc wont ever waste her time on opensource nonsense