Name: Nobel Prize Committee 2022-04-01 5:01
МИР МИРУ ("Peace to the World") has been achieved so completely by Vladimir Putin that the Nobel Committee gushes with Schadenfreude in the awarding of the most prestigious Nobel Peace Prize ever to the 69-year-old President-for-Life-and-Death of Russia, Vladimir Satanovich Putin. Aided and abetted by the Patriarch Kirill of the Russian Orthodeath Church, Vlad the Impaler has removed and terminated the noisy children of Ukraine and the loud drunken carousing of 16,000 young Russian soldiers now peacefully dead in fruitless battle. Imagine the joy and rapture of the surviving parents whom Putin has forever freed from the crying of babies and from the loud behavior of boisterous young Russian men. Peace and stillness at last, thanks to Putin! Quiet and deathly silence at last, Putin be praised! No more waking up in the middle of the night to tend to noisy babies, silenced now forever by the bombshells and missiles of the greatest Russian leader Putin. No more setting out precious food and drink for the rowdy Russian sons of 16 thousand Russian mothers, now granted the serene privilege of burying their hushed sons in peaceful cemeteries all across Russia. The grateful dead thank Putin for bringing peace and silence to sixteen thousand once-noisy Russian families. Moscow does not believe in tears, but 16K Russian mothers may shed tears of joy in the thanks-be-to-Putin knowledge that noisy grandchildren will never disturb the childless quiet and the kid-free tranquillity of their twilight years. Putin the Invincible, Putin the Baby-Slayer, has valiantly earned his Nobel Peace Prize by making all quiet on the western front, leaving peaceful Rubble for Rubles in the Ukrainian towns and soundless Graveyards for Grandsons in the heroic Russian cemeteries.
Instructions for taking his just reward to Putin:
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Instructions for taking his just reward to Putin:
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