Bill Gates

smokes weed and pays someone to code shite

One word: The appeal of Windows' Graphical User Interface. Thread over.

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Thread over my anus! Which version?

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WinXP was very usable.

Yeah, Windows was never "good" but definitely peaked with XP. 95, 98, 7 are tolerable. Anything more recent is steaming shit that needs to die in a fire.

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XP was unironically good and pleasant to use, linuxman.

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XP was unironically good and pleasant to use, linuxman.

Windows XP Home Edition is on the Acer Aspire One Netbook with which I preach to Prog, but I went to a computer shop two weeks ago to look into getting a Windows 10 machine.

So I lay my fake BMW key-fob down on the counter and I tell the Salesman that I want a 64-bit machine. Another guy back along the wall butts in, "They're all 64-bit." The very attentive Salesman, mesmerized by my BMW key-fob, starts naming computers that they sell: Dell, Lenovo, etc.

"Lenovo is from China," I muse out loud. "They're all from China," screams the butt-insky Dweeb. Other people have come in the store behind me, so I acquire a business-card from the polite, attentive Salesman, while the room-temperature-IQ Dweeb comes up front and starts addressing me as "Pardner." I will fix his wagon on Halloween.

Just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me!