/prog/ - Why write code?

Name: Anonymous 2022-12-06 12:20

Why do anything? Nothing matters in the end.

All is dust.

Name: Anonymous 2022-12-06 18:01

To conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells.

Name: Anonymous 2022-12-07 15:45

time to die

Name: Anonymous 2022-12-07 20:20

>>3
my doctor has inspected my testical and it's not cancer

Name: Anonymous 2022-12-07 21:36

time to inspect your buttesticle

Name: Anonymous 2022-12-08 1:31

Oh mummy the world is big and scary and I'm scared to try because I might fail.

Name: Anonymous 2023-02-19 14:19

>>1

I will only write code if I have a hot secretary! 😁
http://www.cartoonpornpic.net/pictures/a-secretary-at-office-with-her-boss

Name: Anonymous 2023-04-16 11:31

Because coding is beautifully!

⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠢⠤⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢴⢶⣦⣶⣦⣶⣶⣦⡄⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣠⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣆⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠚⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠒⠐
⠀⢠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣯⣍⣁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡷⠉⠉⠒⠒⠒⠤⠤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠒⠤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⡿⠿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠓⠤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⢤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⠶⠶⠭⠭⢭⣛⠳⣶⡤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠲⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⡿⠡⣰⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠀⠀⣀⣤⣾⣿⣿⡛⠍⣉⣉⡒⢒⣤⣉⢳⣻⡘⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠉⠑⠒⠢⠤⢤⢀⣀⣠⣿⡟⠀⢠⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠄⠀⠀⠀⡠⠚⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣩⣭⣥⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣧⣷⣷⣿⡷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠮⠖⠁⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣴⣿⣯⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣽⣷⣿⡌⠁⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣛⠻⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢵⣦⣀⠔⣟⣥⣴⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⡯⠽⠿⠞⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⢻⣷⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣆⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡀⠀⠈⠱⣯⣼⡿⣫⣗⣩⣽⣿⠿⠿⣷⣶⡶⢟⣱⣿⢟⣽⣿⠿⠿⢷⣺⣽⣿⣤⣶⣶⣖⣤⢿⡷⣏⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣿⠕⠋⠛⠯⣍⣤⣬⡽⣶⣶⣤⣖⣫⣴⣵⣵⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⡤⠟⠘⣿⡿⢷⣽⢿⣮⣳⣿⣿⣿⡦⣀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠑⠉⠹⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⢿⣻⢿⡆⢹⣶⣽⠛⠀⢘⣿⣿⣯⣿⡿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠑⠦⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⢿⣅⠢⢤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣨⣽⣶⣮⣭⣴⣿⣷⣬⣧⡈⢛⣋⣥⣴⡿⡿⣿⣿⢿⣻⡧⠔⠋⠻⣿⣿⣦⡀⠈⠑⠤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣷⣦⣭⣭⣷⣿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⡿⣞⣽⡇⢼⡸⣷⣷⣄⣀⡤⠏⠛⣿⣿⣶⣄⡀⠈⠓⣄⡀⠀⠀
⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⣹⣿⣾⣿⡿⣛⡁⠀⠀⠀⠠⠤⣄⣀⣉⣙⡛⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢷⣽⣿⣟⡤⡀⢤⡴⠃⠻⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣬⣻⣦⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠤⠾⢿⣿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣀⠀⠀⠈⠚⢽⠻⢿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡍⠁⠀⠀⢈⡿⠻⢿⡟⠚⠉⢉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠱⣵
⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣼⣿⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⠀⠀⠁⠀⠉⠛⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⠔⠉⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠶⠊
⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣠⣠⠴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠉⠹⠟⠿⣿⣿⣿⠒⠦⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⢻⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⡤⢄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣟⣿⣞⢻⢹⡏⢹⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣿⣶⣄⠀⠀⠸⠀⣿⢹⣇⡿⣾⣷⣼⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣺⠽⠛⠒⠒⠟⢿⢿⣵⡲⢤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠚⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⢀⣾⣿⢻⣣⣿⣿⣿⡈⠙⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣶⠴⠒⠊⠉⠉⠉⠙⠻⢿⣯⡺⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠃⢿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠀⢀⣴⣾⣿⢟⣾⣿⡿⠋⠉⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣷⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⢍⣀⣴⣾⣿⡟⣶⣾⢟⣵⣿⣿⣿⡏⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⣉⣩⣭⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⢿⡟⣿⣏⠛⠿⠁⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣻⠬⣴⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡉⢿⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣶⣿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⢟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣯⣭⣭⣭⡭⠫⠟⠟⠡⣵⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢀⢴⣿⣿⡿⠟⣉⠴⠚⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⣼⡇⡜⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣗⣶⣆⣠⣒⣳⣿⣯⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⡴⣃⡞⣱⠏⢀⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⡻⠁⠁⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠹⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣴⠋⡼⠃⡰⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠤⠒⠎⠉⠉⠁⠀⡄⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⢀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠹⣾⠁⡜⠉⠀⢀⡠⠔⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⡄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⡠⠴⠻⣸⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠈⠙⠃⠐⠊⠙⢶⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⡀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿⣿⢋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠷⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢀⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢦⣣⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣼⡿⣡⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⣧⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣰⣃⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⢷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⡌⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣟⣏⠑⢤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣥⣤⣶⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣄⣿⣿⣿⢋⡜⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠟⣿⠛⠛⠀⠈⠛⢦⣉⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠴⠧⠾⠿⠿⣣⠻⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣯⣄⡈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢷⡈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⢀⣀⡤⠤⠖⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠑⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣀⠀⠀⠰⢀⠈⢿⣶⣙⢆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠓⢦⣐⠢⣀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠑⠜⣿⣿⣷⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣿⣿⠿⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠒⠿⢌⡙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣾⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣯⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠪⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠛⢷⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠇⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣅⣠⣄⣠⣤⣾⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

Name: Doonesbury on Elon Musk 2023-04-16 12:04

http://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2023/04/16

Name: Anonymous 2023-04-16 18:25

What about progress?

Name: Anonymous 2023-04-24 0:35

What about these dubs?

Name: Anonymous 2023-04-24 18:02

>>9
How does a commie live that long? He has a job.

Name: Anonymous 2023-04-24 19:46

>>11
XD

Why write code?

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