/prog/ - Nancy is Bad! BAAAAD!!

Name: Anonymous 2022-12-09 21:32

/prog/ doesn't accept Nancy, because
1. She designed a Lisp-based programming language
2. She did some stupid stuff before transitioning.
3. She is a girl who programs ^-^
4. Because prog is of neo-nazi/muslim and hates trans girls
5. She is not a Leah Culver and Paul Graham never fsck'ed her.
6. Mentifex and Cudder still haven't married.
7. Bawww!!

Name: Anonymous 2022-12-10 2:09

I am a smol /prog/gles girl

Name: Anonymous 2022-12-10 2:27

SUNDAY MONDAY HAPPY DAYS!
TUESDAY WEDNESDAY HAPPY DAYS!
THURSDAY FRIDAY HAPPY DAYS!
SATURDAY! WHAT A DAY!

Name: Anonymous 2022-12-10 2:36

Terry Davis was better and never killed a hamster

Name: Cheap American Husband 2022-12-10 5:03

>>1

Mentifex and Cudder still haven't married.

Let the joyous news be spread, that M*ntifex is available for the M-word at a price of five hundred smackers, like in the movie "Green Card." If she is a native speaker of a major foreign language (i.e., one worth learning), she does not even need to speak English. After one year of providing companionship at restaurants, coffee shops and swim-beaches, she may divorce his mentifexy and use her green card to stay in America.

In a similar vein, even an American hetaira may hobnob with his Mindmakery in the following way. They go to a fine restaurant like Ray's Boathouse or Dick's Drive-In or Costa's Greek Restaurant and they enjoy the time spent together, at the end of which she receives from him a Last Will & Testament with herself as the sole beneficiary. The waitress and the cook or hostess, eager for a big tip, sign the will as the two required witnesses. Now, here's the kicker. The document of bequeathal is valuable only for the autographs on it, not for the no-value estate of the progging mindmaker. The Progger enjoys a string of dinner-dates, and the meet companions hold onto the autographed LW&T.
O fortunatam natam me gigolo feminam.

Name: Anonymous 2022-12-10 7:29

>>4
A man can never be better than a woman.
And Nancy killed no hamster.
It was Nikita who killed the animal, because of testosterone.

Name: Anonymous 2022-12-10 16:22

>>2
I like poasting and frying hampsters

Name: Cudder !cXCudderUE 2022-12-12 0:43

I'm not single. And probably old enough to be your mother.

Name: Anonymous 2022-12-12 11:44

>>8
Proof of both?

Name: Anonymous 2022-12-12 13:31

>>8
Mommy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Name: Anonymous 2022-12-12 17:10

>>8
figures that someone who likes Trump would be a senile old fuck

Name: Anonymous 2022-12-13 19:36

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Nancy is Bad! BAAAAD!!

1 Name: Anonymous 2022-12-09 21:32

2 Name: Anonymous 2022-12-10 2:09

3 Name: Anonymous 2022-12-10 2:27

4 Name: Anonymous 2022-12-10 2:36

5 Name: Cheap American Husband 2022-12-10 5:03

6 Name: Anonymous 2022-12-10 7:29

7 Name: Anonymous 2022-12-10 16:22

8 Name: Cudder !cXCudderUE 2022-12-12 0:43

9 Name: Anonymous 2022-12-12 11:44

10 Name: Anonymous 2022-12-12 13:31

11 Name: Anonymous 2022-12-12 17:10

12 Name: Anonymous 2022-12-13 19:36