I am the small /prog/gles boy

I am an ``engineer'' employeed in a big 5 tech company. How did my life get so derailed that I ended up here and I cannot leave?

ello buddy diss iz Sangru Bhadiwala. pleez call tintchan for further assistance your device haz wirus called canihazcheezburger.exe pleez do NOT click. call 1800 455 8008. thats one eight hundred ASS BOOB

it's the car of the car of the cddr

they touch your source code with their dirty maths... I'm never publishing open source software again I'm keeping my special source code all for myself