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Atom Has Been Archived

Masternooob 1451 points

I love how the last commit adds a todo

FlyingRhenquest 137 points

Back in the '90's I had a job doing security auditing for a bunch of AT&T code that Data General had licensed. We found a TODO about terminal handling in vi that was dated in the early '70's. Presumably it's still there.

Red-River-Sun-1089 60 points

For some reason this evokes the images of those wonderful Animatrix shorts. Venturing into the alleyways of the cyberverse and finding strange trinkets from codes long gone by

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