MMY NAM IS LINUS SADKOV AND I IMPLEMENTED THE REISERFS FILE SYSTEM IT'S A LINUX BASED SYWORT AND I FEEL IT HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO KNOCK MENTIFEX OUT OF CIRCULATION
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OUT OF CIRCULATION2023-01-29 5:13
A month ago all she did was smile at me and I could handle it OK. A week ago Genuflexa (GF?) not only smiled at Harry Haller, she whispered "Hi" at the same time. It's all the same old story, but Harry toggles between Golden Oldies and Country Classics and now the old Steppenwolf has learned a new song: "I think of you only once a day -- all day long." But GF, we cannot meet like ordinary people. Not only Moscow rules apply, but also the following /Prog/ rules. It's a rule of thumb, a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Intermundia of Romance. Do you keep a diary, Genuflexa? If so, record each treff and report it either here or in all the usual microfiche. Progmance Rule Numero Uno: We cannot just go outside and get in your Lovemobile. No, we have to stage it in a very discreet way. You gotta pretend, GF, that you are picking up a hitchiker. I will stick my thumb out, and then you gotta stick your neck out -- and then we will have one major stupefying NECK-OUT.
Wotnot the Nitwit was wishing that he could live this Groundhog Day over again, like in the movie starring Andie MacDowell -- when suddenly his wish was granted. But it was not like seeing Andie MacDowell again in the "Green Card" movie, it was more like "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine," Humphrey. Because the AMEЯICAN sleeper agent Genuflexa, whom some foreign power or No Such Agency had deployed to outwit the nitwit, came back to inflict the coup de grace upon his hapless helplessness.