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British Airways Pizza Delivery

Name: Anonymous 2023-09-12 5:24

1.I order pizza with -1 pineapple pieces.
2.The system accepts it as valid, since all pizza recipes
are previously accepted by JavaScript input check that
allows only <42 pineapple pieces(and is bypassed easily by editing
the final order text).
3.Automated system starts making this pizza recipe:
it adds a slice each 3 seconds until the number of
pieces is equal to order pieces, piling up slices until
it runs out of pineapples but never reaches the -1 pineapple number.
4.Billions of pineapples are automatically ordered
5.The company meanwhile goes bankrupt as all money
is spent.
6.Thousands of pineapple-laden trucks begin driving from port.
7.The pizza making machine has no human in the loop
and halts mysteriously, having exhausted the local pineapple supply.
8.However nothing technically bad happens:
the pizza is not exploding and pineapple pieces just slide
away harmlessly.
9.Technicians finally disconnect the machine from the outlet.
10.Janitors begin mopping up piles of pineapple pieces.
11.CEO congratulates himself for pristine safety record and
blames pineapple delivery company for bankruptcy,
claiming the correct procedure for handling all pizza recipes
is to shut the whole system down to prevent overspending
on ingredients for the cases where pizza recipe is too complex to
process.
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37461695

Name: Anonymous 2023-09-12 8:03

@Jifuna >At this point you should be asking yourself not what's wrong with the world but what's wrong with yourself

Na, I'm not a new-testament fag; keep the self doubt to yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2023-09-12 8:04

@Jifuna I oppose people chopping off their dicks n balls (New Testament is infavor of this: Matthew 19, read the greek)

I am in favor of men marrying cute young girls (New Testament is opposed to this "better a millstone")

I oppose women's rights (New Testament is infavor of women's rights "do not throw the first stone).

White tech faggots love and constructively live by the New Testament.

I like the early parts of the Old Testament: Up to book 5.

We are at an impasse. Whites are just faggots. Complete faggots. Who, as I mentioned, accept, support, and practice the chopping off of their dicks: and the worship of women.

When opensource was young; the feeling was more of a men's only club, these New Testament practices weren't mentioned, and the early Old Testament practices were more appreciated.

It's not me: It's them.

Even if it's 1000:1 : it's still them.

This is not a democracy.

Name: Anonymous 2023-09-12 13:49

There's a word for people who accept the Old Testament and not the New Testament.
It's Jews. The word is Jews.

Name: Anonymous 2023-09-12 15:35

>>4
Jews like the books past the first 5, and usually kneel to white law.

Name: Anonymous 2023-09-12 15:45

>>4
What's so shocking about disliking a book that says "CHOP YOUR DICK AND BALLS OFF FOR THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN MEN!!!"
"THAT SHIT YHWH SAID: NA: FUCK THAT: ALL THE GOOD STUFF IS NOW ILLEGAL"
"U LIKE GIRLS; LOL NO MARRYIGN THEM; BETTER A MILLSTONE; YEAH WE KNOW YHWH EXPLICITLY ALLOWS YOU THEM; DROWN !!!! ALSO MEN SHOULDNT EXIST CHOP YO DICK OFFF"
"MUH LADY , MEN MUST DIE FOR YOU! :D"
"PAUL ISNT MAN NOR WOMAN, HE NEW CREATURE!!!" ("SUDDENTLY MELLOWED OUT TOO!")

etc.
Why would anyone like that?
It's pure feminism and goes back to pre-YHWHism of the 1st temple and before.

Name: Anonymous 2023-09-12 18:55

Abrahamic doctrine is already to mutilate the skin off the end of your dick, is chopping the whole thing off that much more of a stretch?

Name: Anonymous 2023-09-12 18:59

>>7
Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2023-09-12 19:00

>>7
They did the first so they could fuck bitches up the ass. If they had the foreskin they'd get shit infections. They wanted to fuck them everywhere. That was their solution.
New Testament is just what women want.

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