free software foundation?

Richard strained his ass, birthing a soft-skinned brown baby. "It has your eyes," Tyrone said, caressing the Jewish senior citizen’s sweaty forehead with his hairless niggermonkey’s paw. "It needs a pacifier," Richard decided and reached into his pocket to find one. Pressing the pacifier into the log of shit the two proud parents looked on affectionately. "I think I’ve come up with a name." Stallman then revealed to his gay nigger lover that he intended to christen their fecal child as the "GNU Turd"

I saw RMS in a store in Los Angeles during my vacation


I told him how great it was to meet him in person
but I didn't want to bother him and ask him for a picture
"I'd just like to interject for a moment"
that took me by surprise and I could only say "huh?"
that's when I realized he wasn't buying
he was camping and had his sleeping bag in a corner
"I'd just like to interject for a moment"
he had recently woken up and was looking for water to wash his beard with
"I'd just like to interject for a moment"
followed him to his sleeping bag where he pulled a needle from his hobo bag
"I'd just like to interject for a moment"
I asked him if it's true that he's a pedophile and that Epstein financed him
"I'd just like to interject for a moment"
I told him that my daughter who's 11 yo loves Linux and wants to be like him when she grows up
"I'd just like to interject for a moment"
oh, excuse me sir, I meant GNU/Linux
I asked him if he wanted to say hello to her for her birthday
"I'd just like to interject for a moment"
I take him to the apartment where we're staying
my daughter is delighted
Her smile disappears when Stallman approaches her
Smash Mouth's "All Star" starts playing
"I'd just like to erect for a moment"
pulls down his pants
an onion smell fills the room
My daughter screams and tries to escape but RMS grabs her and starts fucking her mouth
I start screaming and trying to get him off but he pushes me away effortlessly
RMS roars
"I'd just like to eject for a moment"
16 liters of smelly semen fill her mouth
his stomach explodes because too much semen
the room is filled with pink liquid: his guts (red) mixed with semen (white)
falls to one side and stops moving
I'm crying in a corner
RMS opens his librebooted ThinkPad T400s and Trisquel starts
opens an offline copy of How to Install Linux on a Dead Badger
puts the end of a USB cable up my dead daughter's nose
"I'd just like to resurrect for a moment"
I try to kick RMS out using a broom
breaks the broom easily with his enormous belly
without any more resources, I try to convince him to leave the apartment by lying to him that I have an Amazon Echo
he runs away scared and disgusted shouting "I'd just like to protect myself for a moment"
Put my daughter's body against my chest, cursing God and the universe
I see a message written in blood on the bathroom mirror
"it's all over now"
I pick up a toenail that RMS left
I remove all the poisonous mushrooms growing on it
I hold it close to my throat
I cut it off
blood isn't coming out fast enough
I hear the gentle voice of RMS in the distance
"I'd just like to infect for a moment"
I smile as the mold of his foot enters my bloodstream
I see RMS and my daughter in heaven
she holds his hand
I try to reach her
RMS stops me and tells me to say goodbye to each of them separately to "avoid any electronic inference" and winks
I don't think that's even a word
I hold my daughter's hand and try to get her away from him
RMS keeps interrupting me by yawning loudly
a hole opens in the clouds under my feet and I fall into hell
I make this thread from beyond the grave

16 liter balls, that's something I have yet to experience