/prog/ old testament

Let's make the Old Testament for the secret society. Make sure your submissions are VIP quality!

emacs

So, emacs user and vim user were at the bar. Of course, the first thing they do is compare their configuration files. Emacs user's file is messy pile of shit (in elisp). Almost unreadable. Vim user's file is clean and elegant as fuck (in vimscript).

They argue whose file is better, even though it's clear that vim users configuration file is superior. They then approach a fine lady sitting in the next table, and show her their files. Let her decide which file is better, they think.

After the lady had seen both files, she left with vim user to his apartment.

Poor emacs user, he couldn't even wank because of the carpal tunnel syndrome caused by extensive usage of emacs and it's keyboard "shortcuts".

I'm a /prog/ level programmer. I don't talk with you Indians in IT consulting, I don't read your ``development magazine'' with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch ENTERPRISE presentations all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest lectures you haven't even heard of, and hard copies of SICP being shipped to my house so I can pray the Sussman. Go read your ``VB.NET Tutorial'' on MSDN, I'm downloading SIGGRAPH doujinshi and reading the fucking raws.

You keep wearing your ``geek'' T-shirts and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that a Knight of the λ-calculus, an EXPERT PROGRAMMER, had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

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