My Thread

This is my thread! You can only post in it if you tell me something cool related to computers or something, or something that will make me money or help me lose weight, or get me a job. Funny jokes are allowed too, or anything interesting at all. If you don't want to abide by the rules, get the hell out of my thread!

How To Lose Weight:
When going to get food, first flip a coin. If HEADS, carry on. If not, you must stop and choose not to eat.

To increase the intensity of this diet, increase the amount of coins that you flip, they all must land on heads to eat.

>>5
This is actually pretty clever, as it bypasses the illusion of self-control in decision-taking of the brain. But the individual who does this also needs to limit or fix the number of times they attempt to get food per day, as well as the quantity.

>>6
The easiest way, and the way I had in mind while writing >>5, is to simply attempt to get food the same amount of times that you normally would in the quantity you normally would.

>>5
Thanks for this contribution to my thread. I've actually been doing this, and I've applied the coin flip technique to working out too. I usually do 5 coin flips in the morning, one for each meal and two for working out (morning work out/evening work out). It's been going pretty well, actually. Sometimes, though, the coin can really piss me off. Two work-outs and no breakfast or lunch today. I even did a coin flip for a desperation morning banana, got tails. Anyway, thanks for the contribution.

So I've sort of found that when I disobey the coin flip.... bad stuff happens

>>6

illusion of self-control in decision-taking of the brain

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
Fuck off, sam harris.

I worry someone will take up the coin technique and get the .000000001 chance of getting tails continuously for a week and dying!

>>9
scary!

>>9

Ohhhh, tell us!

>>10
ooga booga godly munga

>>13
Liberal atheist jackoff.

>>14
Conservative theist NIGGER.

>>15
YOU LOVE TO SUCK DIRTY OLD MAN ASSHOLE

>>16
I can stop anytime, but you'll forever be a theist NIGGER.

>>17
nigger dick loving homo

>>18
sky-daddy dick worshipping canadapasswrdeigencunt NIGGER

>>19

sky-daddy

amazingatheist dick sucking /r/atheism browsing dawkins shit eating HOMOSEXUAL ATHEIST

>>20
Get the hell out of my thread!
>>12
Want a soda, get tails, get the soda anyway, accidentally knock the soda over. Have to work out, work out way too little (and I know this), get in the shower, slip coming out of the shower. I'm not that clumsy. Or maybe it's just the lack of food.

Anyway, I've decided I'm going to be true to the ``coin flip technique'' (well my modified version of it which includes working out etc., I'm assuming >>5-san licensed it under GPLv3 or something similar) and try to get some serious results. I'm currently 6'1", 217 pounds. I'm going to, using this technique, get down to a healthy weight of 170 pounds. This is my goal. I'll let you guys know if it works out.

>>21
lanky fat faggot
make me nigger atheist

>>22
Okay look here you brainwashed jew cult worshipping child molesting redneck idiot fuck nigger you better get the hell out or I'm gonna reach through this fucking bbs and knock you into next week

This forum is angrier than a family of four in a one-toilet house.

>>24
gross

>>24
I knew a family of six that lived in a one-toilet house

My dog has no nouse!
How does he smells!

>>27

its only smellz

>>27
Really nice?